Laughter - the best medicine

I was out in a bar the other night. Got chatting to a pretty girl and asked if I could buy her a drink.

"Have you got a girlfriend?" she asked, "guys like you always have girlfriends".

"No" I replied "sadly we broke up over a month ago".

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that" she replied, "go on then "I'll have a glass of white wine then please".

A few drinks later, after a kiss and a cuddle, we headed back to her place and had great sex. Whilst I was putting my clothes on she said..."So, you're good looking, funny, great in bed...why did you split with your girlfriend?"

I replied..."my wife found out".
 
This year was the first recipient.

Who, next year, in their right mind, would want to be number 2?

Just give it to the buffoon every year. We can have a good laugh and he probably won't get that the joke is on him.
Content yourself with the image of Obama and Trump next meeting.
Obama with a Nobel gold medal and Trump with a badly scraped football medal that he thought contained chocolate.
 
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