Laughter - the best medicine

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I had a fabulous round of golf yesterday. On the way home I was feeling hungry so I stopped to buy a sandwich.

As I got out of my car a couple of golf tees fell out of my pocket without me knowing. An old lady called out to me that I'd dropped something, as she picked them up and gave them to me.

"By the way, what are they?" she asked as I thanked her.

"They're tees to put my balls on when driving" I replied.

"Gosh" she exclaimed, "Mercedes think of everything these days don't they!"

 

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My wife just got back from Tesco's and said there was a right cow at checkout.
I said " Oh, you used self service?"
That's how the fight started.

 

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When I got engaged my Dad told me that marriage is like a pack of cards.
I asked him why.
He said " Well, you fall in love and you think you've been dealt two Hearts. 20 years later you wish you'd been dealt a Club and Spade".

 

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