Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

I was going to tell you a time travel joke ....................................................... but you didn't like it.

 

[Slime]

I was going to tell a chemistry joke but all the best ones argon.

 

[Slime]

Wos going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

 

[Voyager EMH]

I was going to tell you a time travel joke ....................................................... but you didn't like it.

That was because I'd heard it before.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[venger]

 

[nickjdavis]

Getting my wife a matching belt and bag for Christmas.

We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Getting my wife a matching belt and bag for Christmas.

We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

Post in thread 'Laughter - the best medicine'

Oct 14, 2024

A few years ago, for my wife's birthday, I bought her a brand new bag with a matching belt.

Apparently this was completely the wrong present and she didn't even talk to me for about 48 hours.

I never knew what the problem was.

The plus side is that the old hoover is working much more efficiently now.

• Voyager EMH

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[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[AussieKB]

 

[Voyager EMH]

A zoo owner decides to write to his supplier.

Dear Sir,
Please send me a pair of mongooses.

He doesn't like how that looks, screws up the paper, bins it, starts again.

Dear Sir,
Please send me a pair of mongeese.

He doesn't like that either and chucks it. Third go...

Dear Sir,
Please send me a mongoose.

PS - make it two.

 

[NearHull]

A zoo owner decides to write to his supplier.

Dear Sir,
Please send me a pair of mongooses.

He doesn't like how that looks, screws up the paper, bins it, starts again.

Dear Sir,
Please send me a pair of mongeese.

He doesn't like that either and chucks it. Third go...

Dear Sir,
Please send me a mongoose.

PS - make it two.

Has your Beano comic just arrived?

 

[Voyager EMH]

Has your Beano comic just arrived?

You'll have to explain that one to me. Never read comics apart from Viz and Broons in adult life.

 

[Slime]

 

[NearHull]

You'll have to explain that one to me. Never read comics apart from Viz and Broons in adult life.

Beano ( in the 1950/60s ) was well known for its jokes. IIRC there were one liners at the top of each page.

Apparently first published in July 1938 and still going!

 

[Slime]

 

[SatchFan]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

You'll have to explain that one to me. Never read comics apart from Viz and Broons in adult life.

My Mum and Dad emphasised the importance of reading from an early age. They took me to the children's library and, also, every week I got the Beano, Dandy, Topper and Beezer