Laughter - the best medicine

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[jim8flog]

What puss you off your stroke

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Swing and a hiss.

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[nickjdavis]

Pet shop has 3 parrots for sale one at £170, one £150 and the last one only £10.

Woman is looking to buy a parrot and enquires why the last one is so cheap. Pet shop owner explains that the parrot used to live in a brothel and has picked up some bad habits and language. Woman says "that sounds like a fun bird...I'll take it"

Gets the parrot home and the bird looks at its new surrounds and says..."hey nice new brothel you've got here". The woman laughs out loud.

A while later the woman's daughters arrive home from school and the parrot says..."nice venture, couple of young tarts in uniform...gonna go down a storm". All three have a good chuckle at their new pet.

Shortly thereafter, the woman's husband comes home from work, at which the parrot says..."Heyyyy...Keith, long time no see, got a couple of slappers here who are right up your street."

 

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I think I've lost interest in Bake-Off this year.

I was watching this week and I just glazed over.

 

[jim8flog]

I think I've lost interest in Bake-Off this year.

I was watching this week and I just glazed over.

I hate it when peoples interest crumbles for no real reason.

 

[Voyager EMH]

I hate it when peoples interest crumbles for no real reason.

Maybe what is kneaded is for me to roll with it and my interest might prove to rise again.