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Laughter - the best medicine
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Spotted in Dundee...
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A man is staggering through the desert, desperate for water. He comes across a little old man sitting at a table. On the table are lots of neck ties. "Please, do you have any water?" asks the man.
The little old man says "No, but why don;t you buy a tie? This one goes nicely with your shirt" "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!" says the man. "Fine", says the little old man, "If you go over that sand dune and carry on for about a mile you will find a restaurant.
My brothers own it, they will have water. About two hours later the man staggers back. "Couldn't you find it?" asks the little old man?" "I found it" gasps the man.
"They wouldn't let me in without a tie"
The little old man says "No, but why don;t you buy a tie? This one goes nicely with your shirt" "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!" says the man. "Fine", says the little old man, "If you go over that sand dune and carry on for about a mile you will find a restaurant.
My brothers own it, they will have water. About two hours later the man staggers back. "Couldn't you find it?" asks the little old man?" "I found it" gasps the man.
"They wouldn't let me in without a tie"
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Look at the profile picture though, how the hell has that guy got away from them??
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That’s nothing I’m a free man and I still have to watch them. Could be worse could be a Spurs fan.
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