Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

 

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Tesco, good occasionally busy later.
Sainsbury’s moderate to good, sale on Cornflakes.
Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening.
Marks & Spencer and Co-Op, fair.
Waitrose, fair to moderate, light spillage in aisle 7.
Lidl and Aldi, rough at first, moderate later, car park filling by 16:00 GMT

And that’s the end of the shopping forecast.

 

[CliveW]

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I once saw one of those and written in the dirt on the back was “if you think this is ugly, you should see the wife!”

 

[ColchesterFC]

Just got back from a trip to Kansas. I DO NOT want to talk about it.

 

[bobmac]

 

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Elkie Brooks held a party where you had to dress up as a sewing machine.



Guess what Pearl came as?

 

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Apparently, scientists are studying the effects of cannabis on sea birds.



They claim that they'll leave no tern unstoned!

 

[Voyager EMH]

I tried to sell this advertising slogan to a personal trainer friend,

"I'll leave no stern untoned."

Yeah, he thought it was rubbish as well.

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

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[PhilTheFragger]

One for @Tashyboy

 

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