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Laughter - the best medicine
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AmandaJR
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That is multi purpose as recall seeing it during the toilet roll crisis!
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Not sure where to put this so here is as good as anywhere.
A couple of weeks ago my next door neighbour died. We used to chat quite regularly if we happened to be out at the front of our houses at the same time. My wife said she wasn’t going to the funeral as it will be too upsetting as her dad’s funeral is next week. Anyway, after talking to next doors widow a few days ago she tells me that today’s funeral would be at 10:30. So there I am stood outside at the crematorium waiting for the hearse to arrive thinking I do not recognise any one else there. I go look at the list on the wall of today’s services and it turns out that next door’s funeral is at 2:30 this afternoon
. I’m so glad that I checked and didn’t go in for the actual service of someone that I don’t know from Adam. Fortunately the crem is only a five minute drive away from home. I’ll be back later.
A couple of weeks ago my next door neighbour died. We used to chat quite regularly if we happened to be out at the front of our houses at the same time. My wife said she wasn’t going to the funeral as it will be too upsetting as her dad’s funeral is next week. Anyway, after talking to next doors widow a few days ago she tells me that today’s funeral would be at 10:30. So there I am stood outside at the crematorium waiting for the hearse to arrive thinking I do not recognise any one else there. I go look at the list on the wall of today’s services and it turns out that next door’s funeral is at 2:30 this afternoon
. I’m so glad that I checked and didn’t go in for the actual service of someone that I don’t know from Adam. Fortunately the crem is only a five minute drive away from home. I’ll be back later.
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I've just received this from my bank, illustrating the most commonly used passwords in.
Jeez, some people are just plain stupid!
Jeez, some people are just plain stupid!
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Doon frae Troon
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Or 1690 for a pin number in certain West of Scotland areas.
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Or 1690 for a pin number in certain West of Scotland areas.
Why, is that the year Scotland last won anything?
Doon frae Troon
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Nope we won the Calcutta Cup again this year.......is that 4 out of the last five now.
1690.....check your British history.
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I assume you walk with a limp? You have a massive chip on your shoulder, must be weighing you down.Or 1690 for a pin number in certain West of Scotland areas.
NearHull
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1966 for us south of the wall!
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Nope we won the Calcutta Cup again this year.......is that 4 out of the last five now.
1690.....check your British history.
Or just watch Trainspotting 2…
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When I pop my clogs, I want to be put in a rocket, accelerated to as near light speed as possible and be ejected forwards as fast as possible.
Yes, I want to be buried at c
Yes, I want to be buried at c
