Laughter - the best medicine

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’​
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.​
‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’​





The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’

 

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Good jokes are always worth repeating. People my age will have forgotten what was written in 2020:LOL:
Definitely. Good jokes are good jokes. I'd just say I really liked the joke in post #1 - so I always remember it was post #1. (And I seem to recall that it, or versions of it, have been repeated several times in the subsequent 6,635 posts :)
 
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