Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

https://imgur.com/aZh04xs

 

[Doon frae Troon]

They are doing better than me I do not even leave the house in those conditions

Aye like they did
Taxi back to the hotel in the morning then back out the next day to the base of the mountain.
They could have saved two days walking if they did that at the start.

 

[venger]

 

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[Slime]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’​

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.​

‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’​

The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’

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[Slime]

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says,


“Is this some kind of joke?”

 

[PIng]

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says,


“Is this some kind of joke?”

A priest, a rabbit and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says "I think there's been a typo error"

 

[Hobbit]

Why is Edinburgh honey so expensive?

Because there’s only one b in Edinburgh.

Coat got, out of here…

 

[backwoodsman]

A priest, a rabbit and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says "I think there's been a typo error"

Have a look at the very first post of this thread

 

[PIng]

Have a look at the very first post of this thread

Oops!

 

[jim8flog]

Have a look at the very first post of this thread

Good jokes are always worth repeating. People my age will have forgotten what was written in 2020

 

[williamalex1]

Good jokes are always worth repeating. People my age will have forgotten what was written in 2020

Did you hear the one about the Vicar priest and rabbit walking into a pub .

 

[backwoodsman]

Good jokes are always worth repeating. People my age will have forgotten what was written in 2020

Definitely. Good jokes are good jokes. I'd just say I really liked the joke in post #1 - so I always remember it was post #1. (And I seem to recall that it, or versions of it, have been repeated several times in the subsequent 6,635 posts

 

[jim8flog]

Did you hear the one about the Vicar priest and rabbit walking into a pub .

The one I remember was bishop and act.... sorry wrong joke.

 

[jim8flog]

for those old enough to understand

 

[ColchesterFC]

My mum always used to say to me, "40 is the new 30".

Lovely woman but banned from driving.

 

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