Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

 

[Dando]

Me and the wife have just been to the cinema to see that film Suffragette.

Two hours of a woman's struggle........full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.

Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park we rushed in and caught the credits...

 

[drdel]

You certainly know how to treat a lady

 

[Imurg]

 

[Dando]

I was having breakfast in a cafe this morning and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup and it got so bad it ended up in violence.
I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages.

 

[CliveW]

 

[Blue in Munich]

I’ve just got myself a job helping a one-armed typist with capital letters.

It’s shift work…

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

My wife came back from shopping, she said.. “I’ve just seen my gynaecologist in Tescos and he recognised me!”

I said.. “you’ll have to start wearing longer skirts!”

 

[bobmac]

If Bjorn and Benny from ABBA were called Steve and Dave, the band would have been called ASDA

 

[Deleted member 18645]

And if the girls had been Olive and Oksana, they could have been BOOB.

 

[Deleted member 23270]

If Bjorn and Benny from ABBA were called Steve and Dave, the band would have been called ASDA

And if the girls had been Olive and Oksana, they could have been BOOB.

Good job they weren't called Thomas, Ian, Tina and Sharon or the band would have been SITT.

 

[bobmac]

Apologies to those who may have seen this before....

 

[Deleted member 18645]

To quote Alexei Sayle from "The Young Ones" ..... " Abba? Abba, Swedish? I knew then when they were a Lancashire clog dancing trio! Arthur, Betty, Boris and Angela! "

 

[GreiginFife]

 

[Mudball]

 

[cliveb]

Apologies if this is an old one known to you all, but it's new to me...

https://www.facebook.com/smitlas/videos/371427718242314/

 

[Mudball]