CliveW
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Laughter - the best medicine
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Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
Thank god Thomas was not called harry coz I don’t fancy paying to watch that
Slime
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Have pity on the poor United season ticket holders.
Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
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Mudball
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I’ve been suffering from terrible seizures in the past few months.
My car, my bike, my house, all gone.
My car, my bike, my house, all gone.
bobmac
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Old Skier
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Those that know - know
Mudball
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CliveW
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Pathetic Shark
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Did you know Jasper Carrott had two daughters named Nora and Henrietta?
I just got the sack from a jigsaw factory.
they said i didn't fit in.
I’m in pieces.
they said i didn't fit in.
I’m in pieces.
jim8flog
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Slime
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My mum spent 35 years working for a bank. She was recently made redundant and hasn't coped very well. She now spends her days outside the branch using the ATM over and over again.
Doctors say she's just suffering from withdrawal symptoms
Doctors say she's just suffering from withdrawal symptoms
Slime
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BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
CliveW
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Pathetic Shark
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Someone just sent me some tractor porn but I preferred the trailer.
CliveW
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I’m terrified of lifts and escalators.
I’m taking steps to avoid them
I’m taking steps to avoid them
ColchesterFC
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