Laughter - the best medicine

[Deleted member 21258]

Twitter cracks me up sometimes, the replies to this thread (one is heres me dressed as a traffic cone, random, some are funny pictures ):-

Michael Owen on Twitter: "Congratulations to @EmmaRaducanu who thoroughly deserves to be crowned Sports Personality of the Year 2021. Makes me feel very old that she’s the same age as I was waaaaay back in 1998. #SPOTY https://t.co/uKh9W30q56" / Twitter

 

[Slime]

 

[ColchesterFC]

I've finally finished writing my book on penguins and sent it off to the publishers.

They replied saying it would have been better if I had written it on paper instead.

 

[Imurg]

 

[Dando]

I think he might be friends with the fella who shoved the WWII shell up his bum

 

[Pin-seeker]

 

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[ColchesterFC]

I sent my mate a Bon Jovi album for Xmas but it's not been delivered yet. Every time I check the tracking info it just says, "Oh, it's halfway there".

 

[ColchesterFC]

Have you noticed that some herbs taste much better at Xmas?

It's the most wonderful thyme of the year.

 

[ColchesterFC]

Whenever Mrs Colch is feeling a bit down I always let her draw on the top of my arm.

I always know when she needs a shoulder to crayon.

 

[Foxholer]

Whenever Mrs Colch is feeling a bit down I always let her draw on the top of my arm.

I always know when she needs a shoulder to crayon.

Someone has opened the Xmas Crackers early!

 

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[ADB]

Just getting ready for Santa

 

[bobmac]

 

[ColchesterFC]

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards came round for Xmas dinner a couple of years ago. Unfortunately I undercooked the turkey and gave them really bad food poisoning. It was touch and go for a while but they both pulled through. I almost managed to kill two Stones with one bird.

 

[Old Skier]

 

[Slime]

 

[fundy]

I just saw a shoplifter stealing a turkey from Tesco and running out the store being chased by security... I yelled at him “What are you doing with that?!!” He shouted back “potatoes, sprouts and pigs in blankets!!”

 

[Pants]

The young lad playing Buttons in the Christmas panto was raped on stage.


To be fair, the audience did try to warn him…

 

[ADB]

The young lad playing Buttons in the Christmas panto was raped on stage.


To be fair, the audience did try to warn him…

Wow