Laughter - the best medicine

[NearHull]

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Can I post another like, and another like, and a…………love it!

 

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A man and woman are having a quiet and romantic dinner at a fine restaurant.they lovingly staring at each other and holding hands.
A waitress serving another table notices that the lady is starting to slip down her chair and below the table, while the man stares straight ahead. The waitress now realises that the woman has completely disappeared under the table and out of sight.
Thinking that this behaviour is risque and worried what other customers might think, she approaches the table and tactfully says to the man,
"Excuse me Sir, it appears that your wife has slipped under the table!"

The man looks up at the waitress and says,
"No she hasn't, she's just bloody walked in!!!"

 

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Tonight I'm making a herb and flatfish trifle.

I think there's a thyme and a plaice for everything.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

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[bobmac]

Arsenal yesterday were practicing their tackling and passing with 11 wheelie bins on the pitch.
After 20 minutes, the wheelie bins were winning 2-0

 

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[Dando]

Just been asked by a group of kids outside Sainsburys if I would buy them 20 Richmond. Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet...so I handed them over and you should have seen the grief I got off them! Next time they can get their own bloody sausages!

 

[Dando]

Arsenal yesterday were practicing their tackling and passing with 11 wheelie bins on the pitch.
After 20 minutes, the wheelie bins were winning 2-0

Only 2-0?

 

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[fundy]

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needs to change his name, weve conceded more than 7 lol

 

[Pants]

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight, unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions…


(Sorry)

 

[Imurg]

 

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