Mudball
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Drinking and driving not a good idea ..
Laughter - the best medicine
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Mudball
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I just figured why I'm overweight! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume & body."
I'm going to start using dishwashing liquid. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." ;-))
I'm going to start using dishwashing liquid. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." ;-))
ExRabbit
Club Champion
The lady who was running my checkout line at Aldi yesterday was chatting on her mic about some other business and would still have cleared this lot in about 20 minutes! 
larmen
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it would help if you lot would pack your bags in the packing area and not at the till!
AmandaJR
Money List Winner
The lady who was running my checkout line at Aldi yesterday was chatting on her mic about some other business and would still have cleared this lot in about 20 minutes!
I'm always confused and think they're talking to me but then realise they are masters at multi-tasking!
jim8flog
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Slime
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Slime
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ColchesterFC
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Slime
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my school teacher told me i'd never be good at poetry, but so far I've made 3 vases and a mug!
Smiffy
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A bloke walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!"
A tortoise in the back shouts, "You bastard!"
A tortoise in the back shouts, "You bastard!"
Dr, Dr, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket.
DR.---How long have you been feeling like that.
ME--- Ever since I was Lidl.
DR.---How long have you been feeling like that.
ME--- Ever since I was Lidl.
