Laughter - the best medicine

[Smiffy]

 

[Slime]

This bloke goes into see his doctor and says, "Every time I see a lorry, I get an erection."
The doc laughs and says, "Impossible."
So the bloke stands up and walks over to the window and, after a lorry passes by, he pulls his trousers down to reveal a huge erection.
The doctor says, "This defies medical science, but give me a sample of blood then come back in three weeks and I'll have a result."
Three weeks pass by and the bloke returns to the doctors.
On entering his office, the doctor says, "Sit down, I have some bad news for you."
The bloke slumps into a chair and says, "What is it doc?"







The doctor explains, "You're HGV positive."

 

[Mudball]

not sure whether to delete this because
a) it’s a crap joke
B) it’s sexist
C) it is a crap joke

What do you think?

There fixed it for your.. now we have something to choose from,

 

[PhilTheFragger]

There fixed it for your.. now we have something to choose from,

Bored are we? ??

 

[Slime]

Man United ...........................top of the league.

 

[Dando]

 

[Mudball]

1) Govt Cancels GCSE and A-levels as it is too dangerous
2) Govt says GCSE and A-level pupils could sit mini exam... (I am assuming Covid may find mini-exam more difficult to crack)

 

[Dando]

 

[jim8flog]

not sure whether to delete this because
a) it’s a crap joke
B) it’s sexist
C it’s a crap joke

What do you think?

I think you should clamp down on a joke like that

https://www.toys4naughtyboys.co.uk/silver-nipple-clamps-with-chain

 

[williamalex1]

I think you should clamp down on a joke like that

https://www.toys4naughtyboys.co.uk/silver-nipple-clamps-with-chain

Fragger should nip this in the bud

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Fragger should nip this in the bud

I already have some I confiscated from @Dando
If you don’t stop I’ll give them back ?

 

[Pants]

I'd resisted the urge to post this - up to now.

Apple is about to release iTit - a breast implant, in a range of sizes, that can play and store all your favourite music. This major breakthrough was developed because women are sick of men staring at their boobs and not listening to them.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[YandaB]

I'm guessing that this must the comedic equivalent of John Cage's 4'33 ?

 

[Dando]

 

[Mudball]

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Not a term i am familar with... what is a butt plug? 3A or 13?

 

[drdel]

Not a term i am familar with... what is a butt plug? 3A or 13?

Bit like an 'embedded Pro-V1, but you wouldn't get relief or your club on it.

 

[clubchamp98]

Bit like an 'embedded Pro-V1, but you wouldn't get relief or your club on it.

Preferred lies were invented for this!

 

[drdel]

Preferred lies were invented for this!

I suspect you'd want to lay-up.