Smiffy
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Laughter - the best medicine
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GreiginFife
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True story
Norrin Radd
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The wife wanted something with diamonds for Xmas .
Apparently a deck of cards wasn't the right choice
Apparently a deck of cards wasn't the right choice
Norrin Radd
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I nearly had a threesome last night.
Just needed two more people
Just needed two more people
Norrin Radd
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Farting is no longer to be called a Dutch oven. It is now a test for covid 19.
if you can smell it you are negative.
if you can smell it you are negative.
andycap
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Slab
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H'mm, if they made the vaccine contagious Britain would be inoculated in 36 hours!
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Plus all the conspiracy anti-covid vaxxers would immediately stay inside to avoid it - winner all round.
jim8flog
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There is no doubt a shark could swim faster than me.
But in return, I could easily out-run a shark.
So basically it comes down to who could cycle the best in the triathlon.
But in return, I could easily out-run a shark.
So basically it comes down to who could cycle the best in the triathlon.
ColchesterFC
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Imurg
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Orikoru
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Wow, 100% accurate. Not even sure it's a joke, just accurate descriptions.
Swinglowandslow
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But you'd be disqualified 'cos you wouldn't complete the race, not even the first leg.
Well, to be completely accurate, you would , but only from inside the shark.?
bobmac
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2 guys exploring the grass lands of Africa when suddenly they are confronted by a cheetah.
First guy starts taking his shoes off.
Second guy says ''what are you doing?''
First guy ''I'm putting my running shoes on''
SG. ''Yoll never outrun a cheetah''
FG ''I don't care, as long as I can outrun you''
First guy starts taking his shoes off.
Second guy says ''what are you doing?''
First guy ''I'm putting my running shoes on''
SG. ''Yoll never outrun a cheetah''
FG ''I don't care, as long as I can outrun you''
ManinBlack
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The way I heard it was that a Hippopotamaus can run faster than a man on land & swim faster than a man can in water. The only chance you've got of beating one is on the cycle leg.
Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute jog, so I'm off to the park to laugh at all the joggers.
ManinBlack
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Careful, Woofers will be on asking you "Which bit of Stay at Home unless essential don‘t you understand?"
