Laughter - the best medicine

[Smiffy]

 

[GreiginFife]

True story

 

[Norrin Radd]

The wife wanted something with diamonds for Xmas .
Apparently a deck of cards wasn't the right choice

 

[Norrin Radd]

I nearly had a threesome last night.
Just needed two more people

 

[Norrin Radd]

Farting is no longer to be called a Dutch oven. It is now a test for covid 19.
if you can smell it you are negative.

 

[andycap]

 

[Pants]

I'll drink to that

 

[Slab]

H'mm, if they made the vaccine contagious Britain would be inoculated in 36 hours!

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Plus all the conspiracy anti-covid vaxxers would immediately stay inside to avoid it - winner all round.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Pathetic Shark]

There is no doubt a shark could swim faster than me.
But in return, I could easily out-run a shark.
So basically it comes down to who could cycle the best in the triathlon.

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Orikoru]

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Wow, 100% accurate. Not even sure it's a joke, just accurate descriptions.

 

[Swinglowandslow]

There is no doubt a shark could swim faster than me.
But in return, I could easily out-run a shark.
So basically it comes down to who could cycle the best in the triathlon.

But you'd be disqualified 'cos you wouldn't complete the race, not even the first leg.
Well, to be completely accurate, you would , but only from inside the shark.?

 

[bobmac]

2 guys exploring the grass lands of Africa when suddenly they are confronted by a cheetah.
First guy starts taking his shoes off.
Second guy says ''what are you doing?''
First guy ''I'm putting my running shoes on''
SG. ''Yoll never outrun a cheetah''
FG ''I don't care, as long as I can outrun you''

 

[Maninblack4612]

There is no doubt a shark could swim faster than me.
But in return, I could easily out-run a shark.
So basically it comes down to who could cycle the best in the triathlon.

The way I heard it was that a Hippopotamaus can run faster than a man on land & swim faster than a man can in water. The only chance you've got of beating one is on the cycle leg.

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute jog, so I'm off to the park to laugh at all the joggers.

 

[Maninblack4612]

Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute jog, so I'm off to the park to laugh at all the joggers.

Careful, Woofers will be on asking you "Which bit of Stay at Home unless essential don‘t you understand?"