Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

Yesterday, my Doctor left me in the waiting room for over 2 hours..

I thought ............................... he can't treat me like this!

 

[bobmac]

 

[Slime]

Accident.
The local Ice Cream Van has crashed down our road.

The whole area has been coned off!

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Accident.
The local Ice Cream Van has crashed down our road.

The whole area has been coned off!

Did someone dial "99"?

 

[Dando]

Did someone dial "99"?

Police found the seller in the back of the van covered in chocolate sauce and chopped nuts

They believe he topped himself

 

[Slime]

Did someone dial "99"?

Yeah, hundreds and thousands did!

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[williamalex1]

Vera Lynn always reminds me of dinner time working on Norwegian survey vessels.........

Whale meat again.

Veal meat again , Ya

 

[CliveW]

 

[Slime]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

I just saw an Eskimo, a Polar Bear and a Penguin singing 'Daydream Believer'. I think it was the Arctic Monkeys

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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[Slime]

Oh my word ...................... The Muppets are real!!

 

[Slime]

 

[ScienceBoy]

If you need a laugh check out Poulter stepping on a duck...

 

[Dando]

If you need a laugh check out Poulter stepping on a duck...

It was a bloody big duck!

 

[Slime]