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Laughter - the best medicine
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A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a tramp walked up to him and asked the man for two quid.
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"
The tramp replied, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The tramp said, "No."
Then the man asked the tramp
"Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"
The tramp replied, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The tramp said, "No."
Then the man asked the tramp
"Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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Norrin Radd
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Bstard lol
This is Bella. I've only had her a week but the wife is allergic so she has to go.
I don't want any money but I want her to go to a good home.
She is house trained, good with kids, a good cook and 49 years old. Please email me and I will deliver.
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bobmac
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At last, after years of trying, I finally got 2 tickets for the US Masters.
Imagine my horror when my fiance announced yesterday that she had booked the church for our wedding on the same weekend.
I can't do both so if anyone wants to go instead, the church is St. Marys of Lincoln and her name is Vicky
Imagine my horror when my fiance announced yesterday that she had booked the church for our wedding on the same weekend.
I can't do both so if anyone wants to go instead, the church is St. Marys of Lincoln and her name is Vicky
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Free health check for men.
Go and take a pee up against a tree in the woods;
If it attracts ants you have high glucose.
If it dries very quickly you have high sodium.
If it smells like meat you have high cholesterol levels.
If you forget to undo your trousers, alzheimer's.
If you had trouble aiming, Parkinson's.
If you pee on your feet, get your prostate sorted.
If you can't smell it, Covid-19.
You're welcome.
Go and take a pee up against a tree in the woods;
If it attracts ants you have high glucose.
If it dries very quickly you have high sodium.
If it smells like meat you have high cholesterol levels.
If you forget to undo your trousers, alzheimer's.
If you had trouble aiming, Parkinson's.
If you pee on your feet, get your prostate sorted.
If you can't smell it, Covid-19.
You're welcome.
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Ah, the world gets better again after COVID?
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Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe.
Moderna vaccine: effective, protective and safe.
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe.
Got to love grammar
Moderna vaccine: effective, protective and safe.
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe.
Got to love grammar
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And spelling ?Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe.
Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe.
Oxford vaccine: effective, protective, and safe.
Got to love grammar
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