Mudball
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As this is a golf forum... might work with the older demographic out here...
Laughter - the best medicine
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The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Bike"
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Bike"
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"No more awkward moments" they claim as an old man clearly handles his tackle, concealed by a small green towel.
ColchesterFC
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Conversation around the table tonight.....
Both Colch Jnrs - we want to go to Africa.
Me - Which part of Africa?
Younger Colch Jnr - The bit where the kangaroos are.
I think they get their geography knowledge from their mother.
Both Colch Jnrs - we want to go to Africa.
Me - Which part of Africa?
Younger Colch Jnr - The bit where the kangaroos are.
I think they get their geography knowledge from their mother.
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does it count as one of your 14?
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas........ No 1 in the charts will be Boris Johnson.
Seemingly a large number of Glasgow children sing about a Wean in a Manger. [for those south of Ecclefechan a wean is a wee yin]
Seemingly a large number of Glasgow children sing about a Wean in a Manger. [for those south of Ecclefechan a wean is a wee yin]
Mudball
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Mrs D was moaning about my addiction to Twitter.... so I blocked her
Mudball
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Breaking news:
The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.
The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.
Mudball
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listen w/ audio... not suitable for the Americans
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Laugh ye not, I actually unfriended my wife on Facebook , TRUE.
