Laughter - the best medicine

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Remonds me of Tom Hanks „Cast Away“ … !

 

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I was sitting in my living-room Friday afternoon, just watching TV (bargain hunt) when I noticed something walking on my knee toward my thigh, it was a tiny creature , I bent towards it to take a closer look, it was a tiny turtle. A lovely happy tiny turtle. It had a lovely smiley face. It walked on my thigh, up towards my belly, then settled on my chest. We were there, just looking into each other's faces, smiling. Then a peculiar thing happened. The tiny turtle turned bright silver and his body got smaller at the sides, his tiny smiley face turned into a pin point. The tiny turtle had somehow turned into a three inch sharp needle. The needle took flight and went straight for my left eye. Straight in it went, instantly blinding me in that eye. I was screaming and blood was pouring out, then the needle flew straight at my other eye. I was in complete agony and there was blood everywhere. I was taken to hospital for sedation, when I awoke I was completely blind. Just imagine how silly I felt when I discovered it wasn't a tiny turtle after all. It was a terror pin.

 

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