Laughter - the best medicine

[Fade and Die]

I’m up north in Yorkshire visiting my dad and have just taken him for a haircut. The barber shop is opposite a row of terraced houses on a main road. There is a guy outside washing his car with an old style mop and metal bucket.
As I watch he’s just vacated one of his nostrils footballer style onto the pavement

What’s his whippet doing?

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

Some time back I watched BBC "Saturday Kitchen Best Bites" - a sort of "Best of" from previous episodes. The episodes originally air live between 9.30 to 11am.
Barry Humphries was a guest and gave a mention to a book about to be released called "How can I tell you I love you when I can hardly breathe down here!"
One of the female guests exploded laughing whilst the host, Matt Tebbutt, struggled to control himself and move swiftly on.

 

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[Doon frae Troon]

What’s his whippet doing?

Forget the whippet what about the ferret.

[A guy in our village walks his ferret around the village, very well trained it is.]

Oops, I have probably started a new Covent Garden trend.

 

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https://imgur.com/njOsvjE

 

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[Deleted member 18645]

I don't think I want to travel there any time soon

 

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I met a couple of microbiologists yesterday.




They're bigger than I thought.

 

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If an ice cream van breaks down ............................ does he put the cones out ?

 

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[Tashyboy]

A lad asked his dad if he could explain a solar eclipse. dad said “ No Son”.