Laughter - the best medicine

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[jim8flog]

"juxtaposition"

The Lounge

Come in to discuss anything

plus what is currently being advertised.

If I comment would I get an infringement?

 

[Slime]

 

[jim8flog]

Out of the mouths of school kids

Teacher Q. What do call someone who keeps on talking when nobody is listening?
Child A. A teacher.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

If you die and find yourself heading towards a bright light, bad news. Youve come back as a moth.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Granddad.
STOP THE FUNERAL!!!

 

[Imurg]

Look at the bottom right hand corner...

 

[srixon 1]

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Look at the bottom right hand corner...
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And I bet there is someone out there that doesn’t find this funny.

 

[Arthur Wedge]

 

[nickjdavis]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

A friend of mine just got fired from his job for a health and safety violation. One of his team lost three fingers in a food mixing appliance.

He failed to do a whisk assessment.

 

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[venger]

 

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[jim8flog]

 

[bobmac]

A Scottish Big Mac

 

[Red devil]

A Scottish Big Mac

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There's a similar epicurean delicacy around these parts. The famous "Wigan Kebab" a must have after a session on the ale.

 

[GreiginFife]

A Scottish Big Mac

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Also known as a Cooncil Roll. Broon sauce required.

 

[jim8flog]

 

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