Laughter - the best medicine

[PhilTheFragger]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

You obviously haven’t seen Sharknado

 

[jim8flog]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

You wanna try a loan shark.

 

[Imurg]

You obviously haven’t seen Sharknado

The fact that you have worries me .........

 

[Slime]

You obviously haven’t seen Sharknado

Great film, it must be said.
I've actually seen all seven of the Sharknado films.

 

[Slime]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Man walks into fish and chip shop.
"Have you got Gladiator?"
"Its a fish and chip shop mate. We sell fish and chips"
"What about Zulu?"
"This is a fish and chip shop mate. We sell fish and chips and chips and fish!!"
"What about Rambo IV?"
"For the last time this is a Fish" and Chip shop!! Look at the bl***y sign outside!! It says "Fish and bl***y Chips!! It does not say Blockbusters!!"
"Ok, Ok, Ill have a bag of chips please."
" At last! Anything with it?"
" A Fish called Wanda please".

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Slime]

 

[NearHull]

Following that posting, it must be my turn to repeat the joke!

I spotted a white Dalmatian the other day, I hope the owners appreciate it.

Ta Dum

 

[Norrin Radd]

Following that posting, it must be my turn to repeat the joke!

I spotted a white Dalmatian the other day, I hope the owners appreciate it.

Ta Dum

We really do need a face palm emoji

 

[NearHull]

We really do need a face palm emoji

This one?

 

[Imurg]

The Two Rennies

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[venger]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I came home well drunk last night. My wife was furious and we had a mega bust up.
Ten minutes later she was on her hands and knees in front of me.
She was shouting "Come out from under that bed, ya wimp!!"

 

[Slime]

 

[Pants]

 

[AmandaJR]