hombre_paulo
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Pseudohistorical nonsense
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Pseudohistorical nonsense
Doon frae Troon
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I have a field near the Electric Brae in Ayrshire that I love.
Something about the flow of the land with the sea and Arran as a backdrop.
My wife thinks that having a favourite field makes me officially nuts.
Something about the flow of the land with the sea and Arran as a backdrop.
My wife thinks that having a favourite field makes me officially nuts.
Orikoru
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My favourite field is only ever going to be one with 18 golf holes in it.I have a field near the Electric Brae in Ayrshire that I love.
Something about the flow of the land with the sea and Arran as a backdrop.
My wife thinks that having a favourite field makes me officially nuts.
Mudball
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Dedicated to all the Kiwis out there..
Norrin Radd
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venger
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Slime
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rulefan
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You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge.
Mudball
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You know you are old, when you want to pick it up but can’t bend down anymore.. so you kick it under the fridge
Old age is the second childhood
Mudball
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My parents were poor when I was growing up. My mum bought clothes from the army and navy store. I spent my first year of school dressed as a Japanese general
or when you drop crumbs on the floor so you call the dog
Slime
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Slime
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I bloody didn't!"
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I bloody didn't!"
Mudball
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So not a bat from Wuhan......
