Laughter - the best medicine

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[Pin-seeker]

https://x.com/pgatuor/status/1726810736763064735?s=46

 

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[Norrin Radd]

Drove past the cemetery yesterday at one o'clock, and saw a funeral procession entering. Drove by half an hour later and they were still walking around with the coffin .
I thought they've lost the plot.

 

[Dando]

 

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[jim8flog]

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I thought you were trying to sell one of the new (do not work) instant heat defrosters for your car.

 

[Imurg]

 

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1727370775034781771

 

[Slime]

Guys, please be careful about what you buy online, especially on black Friday.
If you buy stuff online please check out the seller very carefully.
A 'friend' just lost £100 on a Penis Enlarger!
The seller merely sent him a magnifying glass.


The only instructions that came with it were "DO NOT USE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT"

 

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[backwoodsman]

An eagle and a sole both died and were on their way to heaven. As they passed each other, the sole greeted the eagle. "Ah, eagle. Hello". The eagle was too polite to reply.

 

[CliveW]

An eagle and a sole both died and were on their way to heaven. As they passed each other, the sole greeted the eagle. "Ah, eagle. Hello". The eagle was too polite to reply.

Sorry, you’ll need to explain that to me.

 

[AmandaJR]

Sorry, you’ll need to explain that to me.

Not just me then...

 

[AmandaJR]

Ooh hang on...was his mouth full???