NearHull
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Another one that took a while.
Laughter - the best medicine
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Norrin Radd
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James Toney has said he is gutted not to be involved in the world cup 2-2draw with Iran on sunday
Voyager EMH
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I'm going to do a few posts this evening telepathically.
If you find yourself thinking about something amusing - it was me.
If you find yourself thinking about something amusing - it was me.
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Slime
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PhilTheFragger
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Joke explaining......
The joke here is Fragger reaching a par 4 green with anything other than a ballistic missile....
The joke here is Fragger reaching a par 4 green with anything other than a ballistic missile....
Slime
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richart
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I just assumed he meant a par 3.Joke explaining......
The joke here is Fragger reaching a par 4 green with anything other than a ballistic missile....
Fade and Die
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Slime
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Just been to the gym, they've got a new machine in!
I only used it for about half an hour because I began to feel a bit sick.
It is great, though.
It does just about everything ................................ kit-kats, mars bars, twirls, flakes, crisps, the lot!
I only used it for about half an hour because I began to feel a bit sick.
It is great, though.
It does just about everything ................................ kit-kats, mars bars, twirls, flakes, crisps, the lot!
Slime
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I've just seen two blind guys having a fight.
Should've seen the look on their faces when I said "My money's on the one with the knife."
Should've seen the look on their faces when I said "My money's on the one with the knife."
A very short par 3
PhilTheFragger
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Water off a slaphead’s nut ??
srixon 1
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Sat at the railway station waiting to collect the wife. Train should have been here 30 mins ago and still no sign of it. Our rail network is shot.
PhilTheFragger
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There are strikes today, has your boss told you what train she is on?
Voyager EMH
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Americans say "elevator" and we say "lift". Just depends how you were raised, I suppose.
Which reminds me.
I got drunk on holiday and threw up in the lift of the hotel.
I'm ashamed at my behaviour.
It was disgusting on so many levels.
And finally, the two unwritten laws of joke telling,
1.
2.
Which reminds me.
I got drunk on holiday and threw up in the lift of the hotel.
I'm ashamed at my behaviour.
It was disgusting on so many levels.
And finally, the two unwritten laws of joke telling,
1.
2.
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srixon 1
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She was on the London to Weymouth train. Got on at Winchester, getting off at the end of the line at Weymouth. Apparently it was due to a signal failure at Moreton, a one horse town in the middle of nowhere. The train turned up 5 minutes after my initial post.
Slime
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Slime
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