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Laughter - the best medicine

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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine and your brother named them for you.

Woman: No, No, No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Oh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?










Doctor: Denephew.
 

Fade and Die

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I was reading that Masai Graham was voted the winner of the Funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe with his gag: "I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."

...wished I had gone now ?
 
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