Laughter - the best medicine

Doon frae Troon

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The are not Lions, they are Leopards.
At least that makes Ms Abbott correct and all the others are wrong.
 

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A pet shop has three parrots for sale, two at £180 and one at £15.
A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"
"Oh, it used to live in a brothel."
The woman finds that amusing, so buys the parrot for £15.
She takes it home immediately.
The parrot says "Bloody hell, a new brothel".
The woman laughs.
Her two daughters walk in.
The parrot squawks "Bloody hell, new prossies".
Mum and daughters all laugh heartily.
The husband gets home from work and walks in.
The parrot says "Bloody hell Kieth, long time no see".


Silence.
 
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