J Arthur...

A Kate Winslett-a bit fat but otherwise perfect

Paula Radcliffe - Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

There's a couple more but there probably not suitable
 
The son-in-law - Not what you wanted but it'll do.
A Cuban - Needed one more revolution
Douglas Bader - Looked good in the air but didn't have the legs
 
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