I'm here all week.....

[AuburnWarrior]

Guy in an antiques shop picks up a brass cat and asks the pwner how much he wants for it, to which the owner replies "£50 for the cat and £50 for its story."
The guy decides to take the cat but not the story.
On leaving the store the man notices some cats following him. By the time he gets to a nearby river there's thousands following! So, he throws the brass cat in the river and all the cats jump in and drown.
The guy goes back to the shop and the owner says "I knew you'd be back for the story!"
The guy says "Forget that! Have you got a brass Millwall fan?"

John the Liverpool fan is in the bathroom and Andy the Man U fan shouts to him "Did you find the shampoo?"
John says "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!"

My Wife has just accused me of sleeping with a Welsh sort from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoc.
How could she say such a thing?

Sorry.

 

[bobmac]

I'm here all week

It's going to be a long week

 

[Yerman]

My Wife has just accused me of sleeping with a Welsh sort from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoc.
How could she say such a thing?

Sorry.

Was it the girl from Taumatawhakatangihangakoau-auotamateapokaiwhenuakitana-tahu?

 

[AuburnWarrior]

My Wife has just accused me of sleeping with a Welsh sort from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoc.
How could she say such a thing?

Sorry.

Was it the girl from Taumatawhakatangihangakoau-auotamateapokaiwhenuakitana-tahu?

Did you fall asleep with your head on the keyboard??

 

[vig]

Guy in an antiques shop picks up a brass cat and asks the pwner how much he wants for it, to which the owner replies "£50 for the cat and £50 for its story."
The guy decides to take the cat but not the story.
On leaving the store the man notices some cats following him. By the time he gets to a nearby river there's thousands following! So, he throws the brass cat in the river and all the cats jump in and drown.
The guy goes back to the shop and the owner says "I knew you'd be back for the story!"
The guy says "Forget that! Have you got a brass Millwall fan?"

That was well cleaned up AW

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Guy in an antiques shop picks up a brass cat and asks the pwner how much he wants for it, to which the owner replies "£50 for the cat and £50 for its story."
The guy decides to take the cat but not the story.
On leaving the store the man notices some cats following him. By the time he gets to a nearby river there's thousands following! So, he throws the brass cat in the river and all the cats jump in and drown.
The guy goes back to the shop and the owner says "I knew you'd be back for the story!"
The guy says "Forget that! Have you got a brass Millwall fan?"

That was well cleaned up AW