If you were a West Indian cricketer...

Say hello to Dwight D. W. Wittering, the ultimate glove man who can bat at No.4.

Slime.
 
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Ronald Whitby

I don't know much about cricket but I guess he would be on the left wing.

I am waiting for the Calvin Cleethorpes, someone must be!
 
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Carter Cala San Francesc - middle order destroyer......

Oops. Didn't see the British bit.. Revised to Carter Lancing. Sounds rubbish. Prefer the Catalan version above!
 
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Carter Cala San Francesc - middle order destroyer......

Oops. Didn't see the British bit.. Revised to Carter Lancing. Sounds rubbish. Prefer the Catalan version above!

I missed the British bit as well. Was going to be Nixon La Rochelle then realised that sounded better as a drag act name. That leaves me as Nixon Skeg
 
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