Your Name if you were an American Golfer

[hairball_89]

Charlie Tooting (I). I’m pretty sure that’s a name worthy of the tour!

 

[Canary Kid]

Buster Bow I

 

[Albo]

Smutt Doncaster the second

 

[Orikoru]

Mine is N/A Harrow I. Doesn't really work.

 

[backwoodsman]

I think Homer is winning at the moment. But he's going to have to play on the ladies tour.

Mine's Wilbur Arnold the third.

 

[ScienceBoy]

The Cut podcast love daft American golfers names and have started a silly bit of fun where you create your own. You do it as follows:

Your 1st pets name
Where you were born
Your order in your family in terms of brothers and sisters

Starting off, I am

Moby Timperley II

I always fear these things give away too much personal info... Often these things are answers to people's security questions!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I think Homer is winning at the moment. But he's going to have to play on the ladies tour.

Mine's Wilbur Arnold the third.

I know my place! Some lovelies (and some Korean players!) to keep me company. Think I could cope. I've got the name, I've got the shoes, just need the game

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I always fear these things give away too much personal info... Often these things are answers to people's security questions!

Then I would hope those people are not daft enough to post.

 

[need_my_wedge]

Jack Denham I

Actually quite like the name Jack Denham, might just go to deed poll.

 

[USER1999]

Dibs Malmesbury II

 

[Capella]

Buffy Bethesda I

(okay, I cheated a bit ... Bethesda was the name of the hospital I was born in ... nobody wants to be named "Mönchengladbach" ... but Buffy Bethesda actually has a nice ring to it)

 

[Dan2501]

Charlie Ipswich I

 

[Curls]

Hilarious.

Now for your European Tour name I'll just need your mother's maiden name, your sort code and the long number on your credit card.

 

[Deleted member 21258]

Albertina Rayleigh the 2nd

 

[Slime]

Holly Farnborough III

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Buffy Bethesda I

(okay, I cheated a bit ... Bethesda was the name of the hospital I was born in ... nobody wants to be named "Mönchengladbach" ... but Buffy Bethesda actually has a nice ring to it)

I think you are allowed to manipulate that name in the circumstances

 

[SatchFan]

Obsidian Craneswater I

 

[Orikoru]

Obsidian Craneswater I

Ok you win.

 

[Slab]

Spike Chester-Le-Street III


(ok that's completely made up and is definitely not my password reminder)

 

[slowhand]

Gorky St. James IV (I also cheated with the name of the hospital as it has a nice ring to it than Leeds )