Tiger
Money List Winner
I write 'Tiger' in chinese with a red sharpie on mine
How do you guys mark your balls?
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bobmac
Major Champion
full_throttle
Tour Winner
two dots either side of the brand name, one green and one black
Crawfy
Tour Rookie
Mum's from Donegal, spent most of my childhood days there. Cut my golfing teeth at Gweedore & Cruit Island
Crawfy
Tour Rookie
I meant to add my post to this... hope that makes sense to all (Not had enough coffee this morning)
Steve79
Assistant Pro
Up until a few weeks ago i used to put a red dot over the second 'i' of Titleist. Got bored of this and now put my initials on it twice.
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Snelly
Guest
Another riveting thread to revolutionise everyones view of golf. 
Can't believe I didn't think of this when pondering the wry questions in the "how to arrange your clubs in a bag" thread.
Another couple of must ask queries below:
When you get to your club, where do you park in the car park and why?
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Can't believe I didn't think of this when pondering the wry questions in the "how to arrange your clubs in a bag" thread.
Another couple of must ask queries below:
When you get to your club, where do you park in the car park and why?
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
I use a fisher space pen, so no pencil sharpener for me. I find it's ability to write on wet surfaces useful when marking my tear stained card.
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Snelly
Guest
I do love a Fisher Space Pen. The streamlined shape makes them very lose-able though. I have had about 6 I think!
rosecott
Money List Winner
1. I have my own parking space.
2. Never. I always remember that my ball needs washing immediately after I have teed off.
3. Yes - the type that sharpens pencils.
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Another riveting thread to revolutionise everyones view of golf.
Can't believe I didn't think of this when pondering the wry questions in the "how to arrange your clubs in a bag" thread.
It's very true, but I think it's great what bored golfers are prepared to talk about and find interesting!
Another couple of must ask queries below:
When you get to your club, where do you park in the car park and why?
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
I do always park in roughly the same place
Another berk here that remembers he wanted to clean his ball after he's teed off.
Compressed air cleaners are awesome. Brushes are rubbish!
We don't have lockers as far as I know.
Thanks for reminding me I need to sharpen my pencils
You're good at this Snelly. The Jeremy Paxman of the forum.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
When you get to your club, where do you park in the car park and why?
As close to the toilet window as I can. I've never bought a round yet, and I don't intend to start now.
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
Never. I always have a shower before I play.
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
You can insert the nozzle up Paul Nash's arse and pay him back for getting 41 points. Have you felt the weight of a bottom and side brush with manual operation?
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Boars Head doesn't have lockers. It doesn't even have a clubhouse.
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Yes. The wifes eyeliner type.
As close to the toilet window as I can. I've never bought a round yet, and I don't intend to start now.
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
Never. I always have a shower before I play.
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
You can insert the nozzle up Paul Nash's arse and pay him back for getting 41 points. Have you felt the weight of a bottom and side brush with manual operation?
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Boars Head doesn't have lockers. It doesn't even have a clubhouse.
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Yes. The wifes eyeliner type.
Paul_Stewart
Tour Rookie
That's pretty funny Smiffy - you're in the wrong profession. You could the world's first stand-up comedian golfer.
He already is - haven't you seen him hit a ball
vig
Tour Winner
Mines marked with a tattoo that says "dogs"
Tiger
Money List Winner
When you get to your club, where do you park in the car park and why?
Same spot every time. It makes me feel like I have my own allocated space
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
I don't normally keep a ball long enough to need one
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
Compressed air actually cleans your shoes and you can turn it on your trolley wheels
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
No idea dont use them
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Redone of those old school metal ones
Thanks Snelly that's another five minutes of my day filled with golf
Same spot every time. It makes me feel like I have my own allocated space
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
I don't normally keep a ball long enough to need one
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
Compressed air actually cleans your shoes and you can turn it on your trolley wheels
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
No idea dont use them
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Redone of those old school metal ones
Thanks Snelly that's another five minutes of my day filled with golf
Tiger
Money List Winner
He already is - haven't you seen him hit a ball
People who live in glass houses...
hdid_davidb
Newbie
7 dots in a hexagonal shape
palindromicbob
Tour Winner
When you get to your club, where do you park in the car park and why?
As close to the clubhouse as possible.
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
none, I use a ballzee
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
Compressed air makes a nice noise and has the potential to kill making it exciting to use!
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Not paying extra to use them so F that.
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Got some cheap mechanical pencils. Handy as fook.
God I wish I was able to get to the course today.
As close to the clubhouse as possible.
How many times do you use a ball washer on average during a round?
none, I use a ballzee
What are the benefits of compressed air shoe cleaners over the traditional bottom and side brush manual operation?
Compressed air makes a nice noise and has the potential to kill making it exciting to use!
How old are the lockers at your club and how often should they be replaced??
Not paying extra to use them so F that.
Do you carry a pencil sharpener in your bag? If so, what type?
Got some cheap mechanical pencils. Handy as fook.
God I wish I was able to get to the course today.
Colm
Newbie
I always play with a No 1 in comps - My Initial is C so I mark a C and then a colon : Looks like a smiley face - helps to smile when i swing - good reminder to have fun and enjoy each swing
