Great Names

[HomerJSimpson]

There was a Bob Eagle mentioned on the main forum as a genuine name and it got me thinking about the best name you have ever come across (GENUINE). I went out with a girl called Nicola Hall and her dad was Albert Hall.

 

[theeaglehunter]

I met someone today- Juliet Cox

 

[USER1999]

An american colleague called Randy Fairy is my current favourite.

Alo knew the ubiquitous Richard Head, my french teacher Mr Bastard, Mike Cox, Mike Hunt, there are so many parents around who don't think. I still quite like Austin Healey.

 

[big_russ]

My brother once went out with a girl called Teresa Green. As our surname is also Green if they had married she would have been stuck with it for life.
I have mentioned it once before but i had a school teacher called Mr Kerr. His forenames were Walter Andrew Nicholas so you can work out the rest for yourselves. (Very funny for all us teenagers).

 

[Adjani]

Lawrence Eagleburger

 

[madandra]

I worked with two guys in the same office who were called Cupar Fife (Cupar is a village in Fife) and another fella called Kinloch Tweedley who tried to come across as a hard man when he started but with a name like that could never be taken seriously.

My wife married a guy called Brian House who's sister was (totty) called Wendy.

My sister was telling me that there is a Pocohontas in the nursery she manages.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

We had a German guy at work called Wolfgang Hofmeister in the 80's and he never quite twigged when we started doing the beer adverts around him.

 

[Clansman]

I worked with two guys in the same office who were called Cupar Fife (Cupar is a village in Fife) and another fella called Kinloch Tweedley who tried to come across as a hard man when he started but with a name like that could never be taken seriously.

I used to work occasionally with a guy called Cupar Fife who was from Airdrie area, I wonder if it was the same guy?

 

[flandango]

I had a guy in my school called 'Danny Cool' he was an absolute pleb and didn't deserve the name in the slightest.

I think I could have done it some justice!!!

 

[Imurg]

A mate at school - John Arden.

When him and his wife had their first boy they nearly broke up as he wanted to call him Ivor.

 

[medwayjon]

We had a Richard Head at school.

I watched worlds strongest man tonight and there was a yank called phil pfister.

We had a Marvin Gay at primary school, he was in my brothers year and boy did he cop it.

 

[brendy]

There is a Maurice Austin (it might actually be morris but cant confirm tonight) at our club, nice bloke too.
I worked with a Chris Rock a few years ago too, he was pretty much the opposite of the famous version!

 

[shanker]

At school we were taught by a Mr. Badcock. His nickname was k***rot. Later in Saudi I played golf with a Canadian anaesthtetist who told us that a young lady having her fourth abortion was Miss Hadcock.

 

[backwoodsman]

Gordon Bennett.....

But anyone who watches Have I got New For You must have heard of my current favorite - Randy Bumgardener (some American government official I think?)

 

[markwarne]

I worked for a Finance Director in the 80's, a very pleasant Dutch chappie............Wim Kok.

Oh how we laughed

 

[Smiffy]

There was a Bob Eagle mentioned on the main forum as a genuine name

That's my mate that is!
He's got to be one of the worlds slowest golfers as well.
He's also known as "The Puppy" and "Pooper" (although he would kill me for telling you how he got the latter nickname)

I used to go to school with a guy called Billy Harbour and another mate of mines Mum was called Pearl Edwards.
I always thought it was funny that if history had taken a different path her name could have been "Pearl Harbour"..

 

[DCB]

We had a golf pro at a local range called Donald Slicer.

 

[forefortheday]

My dad wanted to call me Tojo which I thought would have been quite cool!

I know that the Neville brothers dad is called Neville which is genius!

 

[Tommo21]

My wife married a guy called Brian House who's sister was (totty) called Wendy.

I would have thought your wife married a guy called madandra.

 

[GB72]

At school I knew a girl call Rosie Pear and a bloke called Willie Long and went to uni with a bloke calle I Lovett