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HomerJSimpson

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There was a Bob Eagle mentioned on the main forum as a genuine name and it got me thinking about the best name you have ever come across (GENUINE). I went out with a girl called Nicola Hall and her dad was Albert Hall.
 
An american colleague called Randy Fairy is my current favourite.

Alo knew the ubiquitous Richard Head, my french teacher Mr Bastard, Mike Cox, Mike Hunt, there are so many parents around who don't think. I still quite like Austin Healey.
 
My brother once went out with a girl called Teresa Green. As our surname is also Green if they had married she would have been stuck with it for life.
I have mentioned it once before but i had a school teacher called Mr Kerr. His forenames were Walter Andrew Nicholas so you can work out the rest for yourselves. (Very funny for all us teenagers).
 
I worked with two guys in the same office who were called Cupar Fife (Cupar is a village in Fife) and another fella called Kinloch Tweedley who tried to come across as a hard man when he started but with a name like that could never be taken seriously.

My wife married a guy called Brian House who's sister was (totty) called Wendy.

My sister was telling me that there is a Pocohontas in the nursery she manages.
 
I worked with two guys in the same office who were called Cupar Fife (Cupar is a village in Fife) and another fella called Kinloch Tweedley who tried to come across as a hard man when he started but with a name like that could never be taken seriously.

I used to work occasionally with a guy called Cupar Fife who was from Airdrie area, I wonder if it was the same guy?
 
There is a Maurice Austin (it might actually be morris but cant confirm tonight) at our club, nice bloke too.
I worked with a Chris Rock a few years ago too, he was pretty much the opposite of the famous version!
 
At school we were taught by a Mr. Badcock. His nickname was k***rot. Later in Saudi I played golf with a Canadian anaesthtetist who told us that a young lady having her fourth abortion was Miss Hadcock.
 
There was a Bob Eagle mentioned on the main forum as a genuine name

That's my mate that is!
He's got to be one of the worlds slowest golfers as well.
He's also known as "The Puppy" and "Pooper" (although he would kill me for telling you how he got the latter nickname) ;) ;) ;)

I used to go to school with a guy called Billy Harbour and another mate of mines Mum was called Pearl Edwards.
I always thought it was funny that if history had taken a different path her name could have been "Pearl Harbour"..
 
At school I knew a girl call Rosie Pear and a bloke called Willie Long and went to uni with a bloke calle I Lovett
 
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