Golfing 'Nom de Guerre'

Don't know about a golfing name, but the pro at my place called me a thing or two after losing 12 of his balls in a 6 hole playing lesson, not lost a ball all year upto then.
 
The cheeky buggers at the club have christened me "Pro" for the amount of practice (definitely not my ability). Was known as the walking one iron in my yoof when I was so skinny (them were the days)
 
I'm "The FAG" - stands for "Fairways and Greens" before you ask :D
 
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