Golf Random Irritations

The club drip feeding the IG installation information. Why not wait and do it all in one hit rather than an email asking the members to download the app and then saying in the same email we'll give you the log in details on Thursday.

To try and make it manageable and not be bombarded with issues of people struggling to download then people struggling to login it’s probably only one lad dealing with any issues
 
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Ordered some shoes .. I had permission for this based on my ones were knackered.. so that’s okay.
But being a risk taker I ordered a dozen balls .. this is very controversial as my wife thinks any old ball will do and I should use everything until I lose it .. so I am going to get some “advice” if she finds out..
she is out .. the post is due .. but will they save me from the “advice” session?
No chance !!!!
 
Ordered some shoes .. I had permission for this based on my ones were knackered.. so that’s okay.
But being a risk taker I ordered a dozen balls .. this is very controversial as my wife thinks any old ball will do and I should use everything until I lose it .. so I am going to get some “advice” if she finds out..
she is out .. the post is due .. but will they save me from the “advice” session?
No chance !!!!
Free gift as a loyal customer or as part of the shoe offer?
 
Oh that’s a damn good one 👍 you sir are a master !! She will say could I have gotten something else and I will say “ these won’t last long and they are required “
You need to accidentally "lose" all of the balls that you no longer want to play with. You could lose them on the practice range, or at a charity shop.
 
You need to accidentally "lose" all of the balls that you no longer want to play with. You could lose them on the practice range, or at a charity shop.
I have 2 dozen new and mildly used randoms ready to send to my nephew who bought some complete 💩 off eBay. They were older than me, and I remember playing with titleist balatas - so I am no youngster.
I do on occasion hit some balls off down the range but is when they are 70+ holes used .. or in the Snell Prime 2 case brand new because they were appalling!
 
Ordered some shoes .. I had permission for this based on my ones were knackered.. so that’s okay.
But being a risk taker I ordered a dozen balls .. this is very controversial as my wife thinks any old ball will do and I should use everything until I lose it .. so I am going to get some “advice” if she finds out..
she is out .. the post is due .. but will they save me from the “advice” session?
No chance !!!!
Reminds me of the chasing scratch podcast where he offers to do the weekly shop so he can 'integrate' some pro v1s into the weekly shop and not get found out 😂
 
Shooting 37 (three over par) for 9 holes. Parring 10 + 11, scrambling a 5 on 12, being just off the green for 3 on the long par 4 13th. Then, total collapse, which I won't bore you with. VERY irritated.
 
Ordered some shoes .. I had permission for this based on my ones were knackered.. so that’s okay.
But being a risk taker I ordered a dozen balls .. this is very controversial as my wife thinks any old ball will do and I should use everything until I lose it .. so I am going to get some “advice” if she finds out..
she is out .. the post is due .. but will they save me from the “advice” session?
No chance !!!!
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The club drip feeding the IG installation information. Why not wait and do it all in one hit rather than an email asking the members to download the app and then saying in the same email we'll give you the log in details on Thursday.


Folk are even less likely to read a long email than they are a short one.
 
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Ordered some shoes .. I had permission for this based on my ones were knackered.. so that’s okay.
But being a risk taker I ordered a dozen balls .. this is very controversial as my wife thinks any old ball will do and I should use everything until I lose it .. so I am going to get some “advice” if she finds out..
she is out .. the post is due .. but will they save me from the “advice” session?
No chance !!!!
I think you need a different wife.
 
My regular pairs partner got cut in the same week that I got an increase. It's the first time since we've been playing together that he's been lower than me. Obviously I'm happy for him... Sort of... 😆
 
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