BubbaP
Occasional Player of Golf
+1 for this
Golf Random Irritations
- Thread starter Slab
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richart
Major Champion
When we played Cinque Ports, my mate had to buy a pair of long socks from the pro shop. £17 later he was allows on the course.
srixon 1
Journeyman Pro
Footprints in bunkers. This evening I was stuck in one up the face of the bunker. Impossible to get out of and cost me the hole.
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Bloody CSS going down so I haven't made it to 18 like I thought. 
azazel
Assistant Pro
People saying “good putt†or “that’s in†before your ball actually is in the hole. I’d swear the ball grows ears as it gets nearer the hole and those phrases guarantee it isn’t going to drop even when it’s bang on line and at the right pace.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
No no no, this is essentially in order for your FCs to show that it was such an easy read they did it without even looking down your line so there's really no achievement in making the putt😉
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
PP saying "good shot" the moment the ball leaves the clubface followed by "that's unlucky" when it heads straight into the bunker or hazard it was going into all along.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
When you hack, slash ,slice ,top and thin your way down a hole, make a blob and someone says "unlucky".....
No. There's no luck - good, bad or indifferent - involved in it.
It was just rank bad play
So just tell me it was
No. There's no luck - good, bad or indifferent - involved in it.
It was just rank bad play
So just tell me it was
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Agreed. How many times has it got to inside a foot, someone pipes up and the ball takes a sharp detour left or right. Its almost uncanny at times
If ever I’m paired with you, I’m gonna so say this.When you hack, slash ,slice ,top and thin your way down a hole, make a blob and someone says "unlucky".....
No. There's no luck - good, bad or indifferent - involved in it.
It was just rank bad play
So just tell me it was
Just be nice and only say it to me after the first time......
Maninblack4612
Tour Winner
People who scoop the ball out of the hole with their putters.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
woofers
Medal Winner
Clubs assuming that everyone in their Open eats or wants a bacon bap.
Kaizer_Soze
Head Pro
Hitting it into the nettles when I'm playing in shorts !!!!
Haven't Ping released a putter that is actually designed to do this now? I think Westwood is using one. Can't be a good move, I'm with you on this.
D
Deleted member 21258
Guest
Hitting a lovely drive down the middle and then missing the green from under 100 yards
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
When you hack, slash ,slice ,top and thin your way down a hole, make a blob and someone says "unlucky".....
No. There's no luck - good, bad or indifferent - involved in it.
It was just rank bad play
So just tell me it was
I was trying to be kind, hate it when you blub on the course ðŸ‘😎
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Having to play our match play at 8:28am just so we can get it in before the deadline. Far too early for me.
Far too early for me.pendodave
Tour Rookie
Yep, if you can't bend down (fair enough), get one of those rubber sucker things on the end of your putter. Really no excuse for this.
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
People who enter weekend pairs competitions and then decide a normal morning tee time is not acceptable for them personally
