Golf Random Irritations

[Deleted member 15344]

Try again

Ah the Scandinavian bandit @Lilyhawk

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Bought a 4 wood in Feb

Today ball was sitting up lovely in rough , semi rough not bad

Got too much under it

Looked down at my club.. nice sky mark

One hit off the top?

 

[Slime]

Paul, just curious, but why do you leave blank lines underneath each sentence?

 

[Ser Shankalot]

Bought a 4 wood in Feb

Today ball was sitting up lovely in rough , semi rough not bad

Got too much under it

Looked down at my club.. nice sky mark

One hit off the top?

Paul, just curious, but why do you leave blank lines underneath each sentence?

It’s haiku.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Paul, just curious, but why do you leave blank lines underneath each sentence?

Find it flows much better than old school writing ..









Plus it's fun

 

[Slime]

Fair

enough.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Fair

enough.

Now you see .. you have to complete a sentence

Then a gap

 

[Captainron]

Being stuck with @Captainron then

More likely to be a sweary swede who isn’t actually a big hitter ?

 

[davidy233]

Off out at 4pm and I'm going to need to wear a hat to avoid sunstroke - I hate wearing hats

 

[Slime]

Off out at 4pm and I'm going to need to wear a hat to avoid sunstroke - I hate wearing hats

Umbrella fixed to your trolley?

 

[Deleted member 21784]

It was very wet yesterday lol at least it's hot today .. leave the car outside work. Let my stuff dry. Why not .. put it away when I leave

 

[davidy233]

Umbrella fixed to your trolley?

Trolley? umbrella? - what are these things?

 

[Deleted member 3432]

Trolley? umbrella? - what are these things?

Umbrella on a links ?

Spend all day running after it if its not inside out with the wind.

You won't get sunstroke on the West Coast ?

 

[Slime]

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It was very wet yesterday lol at least it's hot today .. leave the car outside work. Let my stuff dry. Why not .. put it away when I leave

Not on the paintwork!
Put it on the bench, surely.

 

[Slime]

Trolley? umbrella? - what are these things?

These are things that are sometimes used when it's very wet or very sunny.

 

[davidy233]

These are things that are sometimes used when it's very wet or very sunny.

Madness I tell you - will be ball retrievers and iron covers next

 

[Slime]

Madness I tell you - will be ball retrievers and iron covers next

Oh, you forgot about a chipper!

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Not on the paintwork!
Put it on the bench, surely.

It's all towels under it and it's hot so dried quick lol

 

[davidy233]

Oh, you forgot about a chipper!

That's what hybrids are for - perfectly acceptable to bump and run with the old rescue clubs

 

[davidy233]

Umbrella on a links ?

Spend all day running after it if its not inside out with the wind.

You won't get sunstroke on the West Coast ?

This bold bit is the truth all day long

East coast massive innit