Forum meets 2015: funniest moments

[richart]

It was rather humorous when Fish told Smiffy and other hecklers to eff off from the 14th fairway at Blackmoor.

Very nice drive Fish and you didn't deserve the abuse after chunking the approach shot.

I was shocked by the language, and it takes a lot to shock me. There was talk at the Club about filling the divot with sand, and making it a fairway bunker.

 

[Smiffy]

There was talk at the Club about filling the divot with sand, and making it a fairway bunker.

I heard they were going to line it, fill it with water and lob some Koi Carp in there....Would have been in the ideal place to give some of us a hazard to clear....

 

[User20205]

Royal Cinque Ports Meet

Whilst being battered by hail which was blowing sideways into our faces.

TheRod with his hands down his trousers and used his B******s as hand warmers.

Hand shaking was avoided on the 18th.

You weren't sharing an umbrella with him - I was more than a little worried when he said "could you just hold this for a second"

I had washed them the week before

you'll be pleased to know I have bought some more mitts :thup:

 

[rosecott]

At Gainsborough in the 'upstairs flat'.... Ray telling us about his sex life Priceless..

Did I miss that? Had I fallen asleep over the crib board?

It's all come back to me know. It was less about Ray's sex life and more about the efficacy of Viagra. His revelations barely affected shiraz consumption and the drama of the crib game.

 

[SaintHacker]

I had washed them the week before

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Your hands or your nads?

 

[Leftie]

It was less about Ray's sex life and more about the efficacy of Viagra. His revelations barely affected shiraz consumption and the drama of the crib game.

I must say Rosie that the revelations were rather protracted and obviously affected you a bit as you weren't quite on your game that night :cheers:

Your Shiraz was, as usual, superb. I might not bother next year to bring the Lancaster Bomber Ale (being the only one to drink all 5 ltr of it before helping you to get rid of the Shiraz) and might just bring a bottle or 3 of red to share.

 

[Deleted member 1418]

:rofl:

That was brilliant night

The poor lad suffered the next day

That was indeed a quality night! Fortunately for us, Blundell is back for more in February!

BTW, did you know his favourite course is The Grove?!!!

 

[JohnnyDee]

Just yesterday at Camberley Heath when dufferman was addressing his ball on the 1st tee and his trolley decided it had had enough of him making a break for it, at a rate of knots The Stig might have been proud of, down a very steep slope.

It finally crashed at the bottom making a bit of a sickening cracking sound. Fair play though as DM didn't let it distract him and he hit a great shot.

Luckily the cracking sound turned out to be the teeth on his brolly holder grinding so no real harm done.