Don't you hate it when....

[brendy]

Off work today, was out on the booze yesterday after work and had a great nights craic with a load of decent blokes. Today though, I know its Friday but feel like its a Saturday and should be out golfing...sun is shining too, better be doing the same tomorrow! Talk about being fidgety!
So come on, get your mini rant out of your system

Don't you hate it when......

 

[bladeplayer]

you look forward to the qualifiers returning & the team selection processes to start & ya start playing like a dog ...



Ya get to play K Club Ryder Cup course ok its society but 5hours 25 mins later ya just wish ya hadnt bothered

 

[MetalMickie]

When you look forward to something and it proves to be a disappointment.

Certainly that happened to me when I first played the West Course at Wentworth having seen it on TV for so long and thought "I must play there some day."

What a let down.

 

[Iaing]

When you've almost finished decorating and the wife says she's not sure if it goes with the carpet.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Rooter]

When you've almost finished decorating and the wife says she's not sure if it goes with the carpet.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lol!!!! Best one yet, Been there and paid for the new carpet too!

 

[drawboy]

You have to stay in the house all day with HID because the golf course is still closed.

 

[Hobbit]

...you get up at 7am. Strip the wallpaper off one wall. Prep the wall, then put the new wallpaper on. As you smooth the last bit down at 23:50 and step back she decides she doesn't like it. As it was still damp it was all off the wall by 2am.

After numerous failures she made the wise decision to divorce me...

 

[DAVEYBOY]

I went the range but wanted to go out as soon as saw the sun shining. Playing tomorrow so ill survive.

 

[richart]

You wake up and for a brief joyful moment you think it is Saturday morning, and then realise it is Monday.

 

[Slime]

Tiger Woods wins a golf tournament and all the commentators want his babies and no other golfers get a look in.

Slime.

 

[6inchcup]

after not swinging a club for 6 months your first trip to the range results in a collection of tops,thins, blades and 8 sh*ks in a row and some young lad offering me advice!!!!!!! i need a game urgently.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

When you play well in a playing lesson so rock up at the club today nice and confident and play like a drain and get home and HID decides it's time to trawl every garden centre in a 20 mile radius. They sell plants. They come in pots and are green looking. Why do I have to be there? What do I know and what value can I possibly add. Let me doze on the sofa like normal

 

[Yerman]

.....when people who recognise its not appropriate to be intoxicated in charge of a car thinks its apprpriate to be intoxicated in charge of children. :angry:

 

[Birchy]

......You get a wise crack player in your group that tries to teach you how to do everything golf wise despite them being utter crap at the game! Chomp after chomp yet theyre still trying to advise you the best way to do everything. Really does my nut in because im too polite to say stop with the advice! Your crap yourself!!!

 

[GreiginFife]

Season Opening Day arrives and the course resembles Innsbruck.

 

[Grumps]

You have to stay in the house all day with HID because the golf course is still closed.

Try it with a bored 4 year old yapping all day too

 

[ScienceBoy]

People who say "Zero" instead of "Tare"... does my nut in!