Cushty.....

[Smiffy]

At the airport, just about to fly out to Spain with the missus, golf clubs packed. Just told her I forgot to pack my putter.
"What you going to do?" she asked.
"I honestly don't know" I replied.
"Will they sell those Ping putters you keep looking at out there?"
????????

 

[Imurg]

The oldest tricks are the best....

 

[JonnyGutteridge]

“No babe they don’t have Ping out in Spain, they only sell Scotty Cameron”

???

 

[Dando]

My other half would’ve called me a silly tw** and laughed

 

[Smiffy]

Just ordered a pint of Stella, a Bucks Fizz, small breakfast and eggs Benedict at 'spoons, Gatwick ...£50.54??????

That'll be a Slazenger putter then
????

 

[jim8flog]

I surprised she did not say "rent a locker for your clubs here at the airport, you cannot possibly play without your favourite putter"

 

[Smiffy]

I surprised she did not say "rent a locker for your clubs here at the airport, you cannot possibly play without your favourite putter"

She most probably knew she'd get a slap
???

 

[Blue in Munich]

My other half would’ve called me a silly tw** and laughed

She's the same as the rest of us then James...

 

[PNWokingham]

Enjoy Knobby but you and the other old git take care of yourselves and no parading around in your budgie smugglers!

 

[Oddsocks]

I wonder if that works if you forget the wife….. get an upgrade in Spain?

 

[chrisd]

I'd lend you my putter Smiffy - never misses (eventually) ???