Oddsocks
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ah the arse trumpet, that cauliflower Bhaji for me!
Curry
- Thread starter Losttheplot
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I have never understood the folk who insist on going for the head blowers.
My mate had a phal once when we were on holiday in Majorca and you want to have seen the state of him!He gave me a small spoonfull and it blew my head off but he was not going to let it beat him so managed to finish it...........problem was a half hour later he had spewed his ring up and felt like sh1t for 24 hours after it so what is the point??!
I will never forget the 'By christ,ring 999 cos my mooth is on fire!!'............'Never mind that,yer ring will be on fire the morrow!!'
My mate had a phal once when we were on holiday in Majorca and you want to have seen the state of him!He gave me a small spoonfull and it blew my head off but he was not going to let it beat him so managed to finish it...........problem was a half hour later he had spewed his ring up and felt like sh1t for 24 hours after it so what is the point??!
I will never forget the 'By christ,ring 999 cos my mooth is on fire!!'............'Never mind that,yer ring will be on fire the morrow!!'
ScienceBoy
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My spicy chicken pitta recipie from my Uni days had the same effect, 6 different sources of heat 
Good thing we didnt have shared bathrooms in our halls, we all got our own loo and shower (posh student halls)
Good thing we didnt have shared bathrooms in our halls
, we all got our own loo and shower (posh student halls)0
Guest
never understood (well I do but still amazes me) the mentality of
"I'm a bloke, I have testosterone, I must be macho and eat something I can't taste, makes me sweat profusely at the dinner table, and I'll feel ill and smell bad for days"
if you enjoy it fair enough, but no need to be derisory to someone who doesn't like them, it's not a right of passage.
"I'm a bloke, I have testosterone, I must be macho and eat something I can't taste, makes me sweat profusely at the dinner table, and I'll feel ill and smell bad for days"
if you enjoy it fair enough, but no need to be derisory to someone who doesn't like them, it's not a right of passage.
Losttheplot
Tour Rookie
Love the comments
Plenty of food for thought fellas....
As for you Oddsocks, I don't trust you as far as I can throw you!! And that's not far!
Plenty of food for thought fellas....
As for you Oddsocks, I don't trust you as far as I can throw you!! And that's not far!
Oddsocks
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ask the man cooking the stuff... they are normally pretty good at suggesting stuff
Aztecs27
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Rogan Josh mate. That's medium (I use that term loosely), even you should be able to handle it.
The Jalfrazi I had at that place in Liphook was one of the best curries I've had in a long time.
The Jalfrazi I had at that place in Liphook was one of the best curries I've had in a long time.
Losttheplot
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Jon, how's life as a moderator?? Did you get my message to ban Oddsocks??
Oddsocks
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Jon, how's life as a moderator?? Did you get my message to ban Oddsocks??
you sent the same message...
Dear Mr mod,
please ban LTP, he is nothing but a hacking jessie who eats ladies curry's.
Many thanks
O/socks.
Aztecs27
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Jon, how's life as a moderator?? Did you get my message to ban Oddsocks??
Pretty uneventful because as much time as I spend on here, if I disappear for 5 minutes and come back I have a PM telling me Brendy or Chris have already banned someone! I've yet to flex my authortah to the max.
Editing people's posts is fun though
Losttheplot
Tour Rookie
Jon, how's life as a moderator?? Did you get my message to ban Oddsocks??
you sent the same message...
Dear Mr mod,
please ban LTP, he is nothing but a hacking jessie who eats ladies curry's.
Many thanks
O/socks.
It's almost a cut and paste of my message....
Losttheplot
Tour Rookie
Jon, how's life as a moderator?? Did you get my message to ban Oddsocks??
Pretty uneventful because as much time as I spend on here, if I disappear for 5 minutes and come back I have a PM telling me Brendy or Chris have already banned someone! I've yet to flex my authortah to the max.
Editing people's posts is fun though
I want to hear of you flexing said muscles Jon. Sheer power and dominance!
viscount17
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I like chillis and can make some pretty hot curries of my own, but they are edible and you survive. fireball chicken is an acquired taste though.
The worst I ever had was the jalfrazi the night before we played Nairn, fought back like a . . . but that's the problem with going to an Indian, they all have their own idea of 'hot'.
The worst I ever had was the jalfrazi the night before we played Nairn, fought back like a . . . but that's the problem with going to an Indian, they all have their own idea of 'hot'.
Basher
Tour Winner
For maximum trouser coughs, you can't beat Chicken Jalfrezi. They're ram jammed with onions.
Guaranteed bottom burps within around 2 hours of eating one. And they don't sting your ring either!
Guaranteed bottom burps within around 2 hours of eating one. And they don't sting your ring either!
S
Snelly
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I tried a phal once.
Not nice.
THe next day, my arse looked like the Japanese flag.
Not nice.
THe next day, my arse looked like the Japanese flag.
chrisd
Major Champion
THe next day, my arse looked like the Japanese flag.
Toilet roll in the fridge job?
Chris
Swinger
Journeyman Pro
Mushroom omlette and chips??
If you want to look hard when you order it you could say 'it's not that I don't like curry, I just really love omlettes'.
I'd have more respect for you!!
If you want to look hard when you order it you could say 'it's not that I don't like curry, I just really love omlettes'.
I'd have more respect for you!!
Smiffy
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THe next day, my arse looked like the Japanese flag.
And felt like a fresh shotgun wound?
