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Compulsory entry into competitions on Saturday morning

What’s the average age of the male members?
Difficult to say, maybe 60? The really old seniors don't tend to play in competitions though. They have midweek matches which suits everyone
 
That's good then, my course is very difficult and the average age of a female must be 65. They do indeed hold people up. (Apart from the ones who rush round to complain about being held up)
My eldest daughter is in her 30's. She can drive up with the guys I play with.
Its still quite amazing the mocking and sexist comments she gets on a range, golf show or golf course until she hits the ball.
She is faster and longer than many men, but they ignore that because she doesnt have a willy..or act like one.
 
My eldest daughter is in her 30's. She can drive up with the guys I play with.
Its still quite amazing the mocking and sexist comments she gets on a range, golf show or golf course until she hits the ball.
She is faster and longer than many men, but they ignore that because she doesnt have a willy..or act like one.
Cool, is she single?
At my course the average woman is called Doreen, hits the ball 80 yards and spends the round gossiping.
Would you eldest daughter hold up play? No, do Doreen and Marjorie? Yes
 
Cool, is she single?
At my course the average woman is called Doreen, hits the ball 80 yards and spends the round gossiping.
Would you eldest daughter hold up play? No, do Doreen and Marjorie? Yes
Edward, Cedric and Sydney slow her up as well, but thats ok because they are men?
Slow play is slow play, regardless of what toilet you use. When that is accepted, golf will be the better for it.
 
Edward, Cedric and Sydney slow her up as well, but thats ok because they are men?
Slow play is slow play, regardless of what toilet you use. When that is accepted, golf will be the better for it.
I completely agree, just saying at my course we don't have people like your daughter. They are all old washer women. If they were allowed to play the competitions alongside the men it would be carnage 👍
 
Actually, it doesn’t always. 35 points is better than my hcp at my club as par is 71 and CR is 72.3. Also using 95% scoring and who knows what the slope does.🤣
Scoring 38 points doesn’t always mean you’ve bettered your handicap? How does that work then?
 
Scoring 38 points doesn’t always mean you’ve bettered your handicap? How does that work then?
You could have a 20 for zero points on a hole but then 2 3 pointers to make up for it. If it's a stableford round though 36 means you shot your handicap, 38 better than
 
My eldest daughter is in her 30's. She can drive up with the guys I play with.
Its still quite amazing the mocking and sexist comments she gets on a range, golf show or golf course until she hits the ball.
She is faster and longer than many men, but they ignore that because she doesnt have a willy..or act like one.

In the future, most women on a golf course could very well have a willy.
 
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