Come the revolution...

[bobmac]

Who's your target?
Politicians who skimmed £1000s in the allowances scandal and got away with it?
Banks paying huge bonuses and pensions to themselves for being useless at their jobs?
Oil companies for making millions and charging us the earth for petrol?
The PC brigade who tell us what's good for us and what we can and cannot do/think/say.
A small minority of "children" who rule the streets with their gangs, knives and hoodies?
Drunken louts who abuse and assault doctors and nurses who are only trying to help them?
A small minority of children who abuse teachers?
The law makers? (enough said about that shower)
Traffic wardens?
Local councils?


That's a start.

Why is it that when something stupid happens in France, everyone stands up and says "NON" It's stopped, but over here, we complain, nothing happens and we wander aimlessly into the next issue.

Sorry, got out of bed the wrong side this morning

 

[USER1999]

All of the above, and anyone driving in the wrong lane, or not up to the speed limit. Whilst on driving, why do people reverse back up the slip road to get back on the roundabout, when the next exit is only 1/4 of a mile away?

Any one caught driving with no license, insurance or MOT.

Policemen, because they are useless.

Weatherforecasters.

Ramblers.

Dog owners who have no control over their dog.

Vandals.

 

[znuffzz]

the pillocks who sit in the inside lane of motorways in single file (while the middle and outside lanes are empty) because it's the fast lane right?

any tabloid journalists

any gossip magazine journalists

peter f*cking andre

the flatulent woman who always gets on at my stop and stinks the train up

politicians

the bush family

all religous leaders

jim jong il/putin/ahminejad/burlesconi (odd how there all under 5'3 isnt it, small man syndrome personified)

guardian readers

sun readers

i really dont have the time to finish

 

[RGDave]

Now we're talking. I shall launch my manifesto once I've been to the post office, the range, played at least 9 and clarified my thoughts.

 

[drawboy]

I'm happy with that list Bob, I'm behind you 100% you start it and we will all join in. Power to the people. Or we could just have a nice cup of tea and forget all about it as usual 'cos we are British and that's what we do.

 

[USER1999]

People who dawdle about like there's all the time in the world.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

People with shopping trollys who insist on coming down the busy aisle the wrong way and expect you to move for them

 

[Leftie]

Slow old geezers on the golf course who never let anyone through

 

[Region3]

People with shopping trollys who insist on coming down the busy aisle the wrong way and expect you to move for them

I didn't realise there was a wrong way

But I only go shopping twice a year.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

People who park in family or disabled spaces in car parks

People who park at bus stops because they are "only going to be two minutes"

People who let their dogs s**t all over the pavement

People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway doing 70 mph and think they are right

Anne Robinson (looks like my ex-mother-in-law and about as popular too)

Peter Alliss (senile old ***)

95% of women golfers

 

[CrapHacker]

Slow old geezers on the golf course who never let anyone through

Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

[viscount17]

people (usually women) who think the middle of a shopping aisle is the place for conversation with someone they see every day.
people (usually men) who need to be navigated round a shop by phone.
anyone over the age, or size, of 12 wearing stretch pants.
people who take up two (or more) parking bays because they either can't park or are too fat to get out.
the idiot 'architects' who can't design carparks.
town 'planners'
cat owners who think their cat is 'clean' because it doesn't cr*p in their garden - no it's cr*pping in mine! keep the ****** thing in a cage with the rest of the wild animals.

 

[19th]

People who park in disabled bays because they are close to the store door and are vacant!!

I think those people give up all rights and a l o n g key scratch on their bodywork is their entitlement, not meant of course, just a slight trip whilst regaining balance coming out of the car.

After two or three trips to the bodyshop they will get the message maybe.

I have tried 'Take my space but please also take my disability' stickers but they are too ignorant to understand.

I hate them!

 

[chrisd]

People who park in disabled bays because they are close to the store door and are vacant!!

I think those people give up all rights and a l o n g key scratch on their bodywork is their entitlement, not meant of course, just a slight trip whilst regaining balance coming out of the car.

After two or three trips to the bodyshop they will get the message maybe.

I have tried 'Take my space but please also take my disability' stickers but they are too ignorant to understand.

I hate them!

You have to understand that not all drivers are fully fit just because they dont have a blue badge. I had a new hip a few months back and found it necessary to park in the disabled bays, not just because they were nearer the store entrance but because they gave more door opening room so I could get out of my car.

By the time I got back, you would have advocted that I got keyed for my troubles - all is not necessarily what you see


Chris

 

[CannyFifer]

dicks who park in clearly marked loading only spaces on streets, we have to drag our load across the road or try to bump it up a kerb. F88king assholes.
People who work on the side to stop paying their way and then take all the benefits going.Mooching bas88rds.
Could go on but need to calm down. cheers for getting me riled Bob.

 

[USER1999]

People who don't pay the tax they are supposed to. This is the reason the rest of us get taxed so much. Cash in hand? Robbers, the lot of them.

 

[Jabba]

Judges and Parole boards who let offenders out early but who cannot be held accountable when the bastards re offend before the term of their original sentence is up.

 

[GB72]

People, normally women, who spend 10 minutes in a supermarket queue then seem surprised when they have to pay. Get your purse, points card and everything lse ready whilst you are waiting you daft cow. Then do not make it even worse by holding up the queue for another 10 minutes whilst you sort out your purse, file your receipts in that bottomless sack you call a bag and get ready.

Oh and why do women need a handbag that is bigger than the piece of luggage I take on a weekend break. I know you need a few things but that is getting rediculous.

 

[Iaing]

The nutters who are debating whether it's okay to share a navy with France.

Can just imagine the conversation between Cameron and Sarkozy:

" Hi Nicolas, it's David here. I was just wondering if we could possibly borrow the aircraft carrier this week, we've got a bit of an incident with the Argies again."

" Yes, I know it's your turn this week!"

" What do you mean the Foreign Legion's using it? They're in the bloody desert!!"

" Oookaay, let's see if I've got this right. You let Carla take it out for a spin through the Suez canal and she's had a bit of a bump with it. What did she hit?"

" EGYPT !! I'm turning on Sky news now."

" Nicolas, the bloody pyramids are miles from the Suez canal !! How did it get there?"

" She panicked and put her foot down ?!! That's just great !!"

" Okay Nicolas, here's what I'm going to do. We've only got two Tridents left. The first one I'm going to send to the Falklands to end that problem once and for all. The second I'm going to drop on your head!!"

" Au revoir "

 

[Yerman]

Against the wall...
Men with poney tails
Women with tattoos
Soap fans
Simon Cowell
Charles Windsor and his horse
Anyone who's ever been in, or read, closer, heat, the Sun or anything by Jeffrey Archer.
Jeffrey Archer
Weatherpersons
Anyone who needs a mirror to see the feet
and anyone else who isn't me, related to me or owes me money.