Come the revolution...

[Basher]

Bogus asylum seekers!!! Deport the bloody lot of 'em.

Most politicians.

Big bank type people who can't run their bank without millions of tax payers money, yet award themselves obscenely large bonuses and think they have the right to it. VVankers.

Those knobs at race meetings who wear the trilbys and always seem to have close links with the winning horse. Their stuck up wives/mistresses as well.

People who try to tell you your job even when you've been doing it for 30 years.

People who claim for being a clumsy bastard.

Taxi drivers.....learn to drive and park properly you gormless tossers.

"Get in the hole" dickheads from across the pond.

Paedophiles.... nuff said.

People who push into queues. This is Britain knob, we queue over here.

Ticket touts.....bloodsuckers.

Been hurt in an accident lawyers....leeches!

That robbing bastard who owns the local corner shop.....he knows who he is. You'll get yours come the revolution!!!

 

[RGDave]

I fear a complete manifesto might take a while, so here's two mini-pledges, some serious and some for fun.

Serious.

1a)The Government as we know goes. It is replaced with immediate effect by unknown but clever people with no self interest.

1b)Capitalism and the free market is put on hold until a new constitution is created. Companies selling products and services that are not necessary to exist are exempt. All media becomes state controlled temporarily.

1c)Anyone not respecting the new system or authority in general gets deported except for people between 16-25 who get national service.

Easy....now where's the army to do it?

Fun (ish)

Folk saving the world in Toyota Prius', Honda Jazz and Nissan Note drivers are required to have an immediate driving test to show they are capable of driving over 28.8 mph.

Sky sports golf is transmitted on the BBC

Anyone uttering the name Justin Bieber in anything but derogatory terms is sentenced to immediate hard labour

The Beatles are downgraded to outside the top 10 of bands ever.

Chelsea and Man U are given their own league.

Someone invents a 460cc 3 wood.

Starbucks is outlawed and supermarkets and petrol stations are obliged by law to sell decent coffee for £1 or £1.50 only either "regular" or "posh". The expressions grande/latte/mocha/americano/frapabloodychino are made illegal....you just ask for a nice large/milky/chocolatey one.

Anyone parking in a disabled space without a disabled badge is shot without warning........all registrations to be held on a data-base to avoid mistakes.

Cinemas to give free popcorn




I'm sure there are more.

 

[jammydodger]

Any cat coming within 20 feet of my garden is getting it big time and if I find out who owns it theyre getting it too.

One of my work colleagues will in for a big surprise and it wont be nice one.

All kiddie fiddlers and rapists will be rounded up and sent to a maximum security island where they will be left to die horribly with no water/food/shelter/medicines etc just dumped on there and forgot about. Die a horrible [****] infested, disease ridden death you horrors

Tony Blair

The knob opposite who thinks the visitors car parking space is his own driveway to park his massive eyesore of a works van

 

[Smiffy]

Fecking GoKart owners

 

[znuffzz]

cant believe i forget this one

SARAH PALIN

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Male golfers who wear white trousers.....

 

[CrapHacker]

Tony Blair

That'll do me for starters.

All I've heard all day is about his sodding book, how he pretends to like a drink because it makes him more 'ladsey', how he doesn't regret shoving our country up Bush's arse, and how he blames everyone else for everything that went wrong while he was in charge.

Tosser.

And yes, I'd happily pull the trigger.



Phew.

A cup of Earl Grey, anyone?

 

[znuffzz]

And yes, I'd happily pull the trigger.

far too quick, him being a recently outted catholic i would probably need to dig some spanish inquistion methodology to fully express my utter displeasure and contempt with that excreable excuse for a human being

 

[CannyFifer]

And yes, I'd happily pull the trigger.

far too quick, him being a recently outted catholic i would probably need to dig some spanish inquistion methodology to fully express my utter displeasure and contempt with that excreable excuse for a human being

What difference does his catholic beliefs make
Dont like him but not because of his faith and the "outed" comment makes it sound you would be ashamed.

 

[bobmac]

Ok, I get the stuff about individual people and middle lane drivers and so on, but what I was getting at is the non sensical decisions that are made by the system on our behalf and for our own protection.

Here is yet another example of jobs worth gone mad.

"An ambulance driver who was clocked doing 112mph while delivering a liver for a life-saving operation could lose his licence and, as a result, his job."

Why will YOUR money be spent on this case when clearly there is no case to answer?

 

[jammydodger]

Ok, I get the stuff about individual people and middle lane drivers and so on, but what I was getting at is the non sensical decisions that are made by the system on our behalf and for our own protection.

You've got to start giving us a few more clues as to what it is youre after on these threads Bob. Try stating it in your original post

 

[haplesshacker]

Soaps. Effing Soaps!!

Miserable people watching even more miserable people, being miserable.

Miserable drivel!!

 

[Imurg]

Tossers who overtake me when I'm doing 30 in a 30 zone and then sit in front of me - at 30!! What the hell's that all about?
People who can't use the self-seve tills at Tesco - if you can't do it queue up to speak to a real person and let me buy my lunch!

 

[viscount17]

a foggy morning, viz down to 100 yards and no lights? if you want to qualify for a Darwin Award - I don't.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Soaps. Effing Soaps!!

Miserable people watching even more miserable people, being miserable.

Miserable drivel!!

People who buy "What's on Soaps" magazines - as if watching them isn't bad enough, buying a chav magazine that tells you what happens in them the following week must rank as qualification for death by firing squad.

Actually that's too good for them.

NAIL THEM UP, NAIL THEM UP I SAY. NAIL SOME SENSE INTO THEM.

CRUCIFIXION - FIRST OFFENCE.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

And another one - stupid dumb prats who go on holiday without travel insurance, have an accident (usually because they are drunk) and then expect the taxpayer or their friends to pay for them to get home and cover their medical bills.

 

[Smiffy]

Male golfers who wear white trousers.....

You are assuming I'm not a transexual

 

[chrisd]

And another one - stupid dumb prats who go on holiday without travel insurance, have an accident (usually because they are drunk) and then expect the taxpayer or their friends to pay for them to get home and cover their medical bills.

Or also the robbin b***tard insurance companies who willingly take your premium for travel insurance and then when you claim, find something in the tiniest, most hidden small print to decline the claim!


Chris