Cleveland Golf Club, Sunday 29th January

NO pressure then.

At the moment I've a knackered left wrist, dodgy back and left calf, could be sciatica, also my right knee is completely shot, I'll be lucky to make it to the 11th, so I'll just have to have my match all sorted by the 10th :D

Sounds like you'll be lucky to make it to bedtime tonight!
 
NO pressure then.

At the moment I've a knackered left wrist, dodgy back and left calf, could be sciatica, also my right knee is completely shot, I'll be lucky to make it to the 11th, so I'll just have to have my match all sorted by the 10th :D

Shame it's not matchplay this time then Dave
Best find you a decent partner with big shoulders eh mate

Now that was funny 🤣🤣🤣
 
=Kellfire;1633749]And what does that mean...? :O

Bozza plays off 14 now.

I'm a lapsed 16 still.

Payment going in now. I'll let Bozza know to pay today.
Ah..... they've been talking you up mate..... but we take no notice of them 'Chelsea-huggers' ... they've no scruples..... I've got just the guy to partner you, matey :whoo:.
When Bozza pays we'll know how to assign Kenny, Val & lad to suit the team numbers & I'll get my side out so Moogie can have a 'knee tremble' trying to match them...... he won't get near h/cap wise, that's for sure :rofl:.... they must'nt follow CONGU north'ut Tees.
 
If I'm being accused of banditry then you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm utter tripe.

What I will do is talk the hind leg off a horse. :D
 
If I'm being accused of banditry then you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm utter tripe.

What I will do is talk the hind leg off a horse. :D
In that case .... your playing partner will be hoping you spend a bit of time at the range :confused: Is you still at Strensal?...or am I thinking of someone else? :confused: .... & if yer that bad, I'm sure they'll think it only fair to give you more shots, or at least borrow some off their chompers, Eh?
 
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Dave
Sorry we've no spare shots mate
We're gonna need all ours against your Yarkie all stars

Re -- kellfire
He's got enough
I'm sure I read he's had his worst ever year and just gone up and up
 
It's still possible to incorporate both surely...??

Everything holed out for the stableford sweep etc
Plus
Concessions allowed for the team game better ball matchplay

It's supposed to be fun
Sure we can do what we want....??


The alternative is
Singles stableford for the sweeps

And for the team match
Still to be decided
4-balls
2 - v - 2

Better ball stableford pairs
Or
Combined stableford pairs
 
It's still possible to incorporate both surely...??

Everything holed out for the stableford sweep etc
Plus
Concessions allowed for the team game better ball matchplay

It's supposed to be fun
Sure we can do what we want....??


The alternative is
Singles stableford for the sweeps

And for the team match
Still to be decided
4-balls
2 - v - 2

Better ball stableford pairs
Or
Combined stableford pairs

Option A for me :thup:
 
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