Bratty
Princess Pouty (Queen of Fish Lips)
I'm hoping to be drawn with Pasty, so he can fix my putting after two amateurs tried to help me at Cooden Beach! 
CHARTHAM PARK (WEST SUSSEX) THURSDAY 16th SEPTEMBER
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JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Whomever I'm drawn with, I'd like to take the opportunity to apologise now 
God couldn't fix that stroke!
I'm hoping to be drawn with Pasty, so he can fix my putting after two amateurs tried to help me at Cooden Beach!
God couldn't fix that stroke!
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
I'm hoping to be drawn with Pasty, so he can fix my putting after two amateurs tried to help me at Cooden Beach!
NEVER ask amatuers for help - that's rule number 1 of golf!!
Don't ask a PGA pro either, they'll try and seel you a V-easy.
Best practise your stroke on your own. It's what we've all had to do....occassionally....
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Best practise your stroke on your own. It's what we've all had to do....occassionally....
Speak for yourself, I didn't put up with the silly bint for 18yrs for no reason!
Looking forward to seeing you on Thurs, pray for sun!
D
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Best practise your stroke on your own. It's what we've all had to do....occassionally....
At Cooden it looked like he'd been practicing his stroke on his own for a fair while.............
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Best practise your stroke on your own. It's what we've all had to do....occassionally....
Speak for yourself, I didn't put up with the silly bint for 18yrs for no reason!
Looking forward to seeing you on Thurs, pray for sun!
I'm well up for Thursday - can't wait.
Come rain, come shine, it'll be a good day.
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Best practise your stroke on your own. It's what we've all had to do....occassionally....
At Cooden it looked like he'd been practicing his stroke on his own for a fair while.............
Chaffing of the palms??
Gripping too tight, I'd say....
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Draw has been made. 3 ball out first, 3 x 4 balls to follow and James playing at the back as a single.
Bratty
Princess Pouty (Queen of Fish Lips)
Best practise your stroke on your own. It's what we've all had to do....occassionally....
At Cooden it looked like he'd been practicing his stroke on his own for a fair while.............
Chaffing of the palms??
Gripping too tight, I'd say....
I'm amazed that you lot have only taken one meeting to see what my mates have taken years to notice; that I'm a massive w....................................... ind up merchant!
Really looking forward to playing golf with you all again. Here's hoping for a drier round than yesterday's in Cumbria! Playing Morecambe this afternoon, so fingers crossed for that too!
See you all Thursday, chaps.
Leftie
Tour Winner
I just can't believe that
(That you've got mates, that is)
D
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Nice one........and?????
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Nice one........and?????
I was joking.
Draw will be made on the day to avoid any allegations of colusion. Have I spelt that right???
Nice one........and?????
I was joking.
Draw will be made on the day to avoid any allegations of colusion. Have I spelt that right???
Nope
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Nice one........and?????
I was joking.
Draw will be made on the day to avoid any allegations of colusion. Have I spelt that right???
Nope
Bollocks, you bald headed knob.
(There you go. Not one spelling mistake there)
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Looks like we have a place free if anyone is interested in stepping in at the last minute.
Somebody has gone and injured themselves and has had to pull out.
Rob
Somebody has gone and injured themselves and has had to pull out.
Rob
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
What time are people aiming to get there tomorrow?
I hope to be there at about 9 - traffic permitting.
Well up for this!
I hope to be there at about 9 - traffic permitting.
Well up for this!
D
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Aiming to be there around 9 also.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
9!!!!!
We're not teeing off until 11.00!
Coffee and Bacon rolls from 10.00am, I am planning to get there around that time 'cos I want to go out on the practice ground and kill some geese
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
9!!!!!
We're not teeing off until 11.00!
Coffee and Bacon rolls from 10.00am, I am planning to get there around that time 'cos I want to go out on the practice ground and kill some geese
I need to prepare myself fully for them trousers of yours, Smiffy......
I figure that a couple of hours should be enough time before I have to concentrate on playing golf. A man can only laugh for so long......
Nice one........and?????
I was joking.
Draw will be made on the day to avoid any allegations of colusion. Have I spelt that right???
Nope
Bollocks, you bald headed knob.
(There you go. Not one spelling mistake there)
You forgot
f.a.t. spells fat and
u.g.l.y spells ugly.
Next week, we'll try u.s.e.l.e.s.s.
Now all you have to do is work out if I mean me or you
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