Annoying things during a round......

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If Fragger calls a bunker a "sand pit" one more time I swear he's getting a 9 iron without vaseline...

Any other annoying things going on during a round? - apart from playing badly..
 
trolleys being left at the wrong place , cards being marked while still on the green . sauntering along instead of walking. waisting time, being the same age and having the same outlook as victor meldrew, everything seems to annoy me now.
 
When playing partners who normally play at a good speed suddenly play slow to try and concentrate or play better and actually over think things and play worse!
People not shouting 'fore!'
'Mudballs!'
 
Someone standing over the ball to play and not moving for ages...........in your head your shouting "HIT IT"

someone hacking into thick rough, then instead of just getting it out safely and with miles to go against a wind, asking for a yardage and throwing grass in the air:eek:
 
People poncing about like a million quid is resting on the next shot, especially if they are playing on your fairway and simply don't care that your fourball is waiting an absolute bloody age while they mince about with different clubs - having left their bag on their own fairway, different strokes, running back to their fairway to see where it'll land and then making practice strokes AFTER they play their ball then slowly walk off your fairway.

Everything else I'm quite tolerant to now I've signed up to a club that doesn't stack up the tee times.
 
Foursome green experts, where they all have to view every angle, aspect, liying down, crouched, standing up, then they check the grain of the grass, wind direction etc.

And then when they take the shot you realise none of them can't put for toffee.
 
people saying 'unlucky' when you have hit a crap one... I would rather them tell me that it was sh!t!!!

That would make the air very blue around Henlow!

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People thinking its ok to walk over the golf course to get to aberdeen's football ground.This happend twice while I was playing at the kings links.People just take a short cut to get to the ground and walk right through the fairways.Has to be seen to be believed
 
people saying 'unlucky' when you have hit a crap one... I would rather them tell me that it was sh!t!!!

Haha that's what me and my playing partner (current club captain) do. If one of us leaves it short on a putt then the other either asks "does your husband play" or "hit it you girl"
If one of us has a poor drive then it's either " I'll play this hole on my own then" or "thank f**k I bothered turning up!"
We have a similar sense of humour which always makes matches fun even when we lose, like we did today even though I shot back to back birdies to keep us in the match.
 
Look, I am a growing lad and my stomach grumbing on the 7th, because I have not had my banana on the 6th, is going to annoy you a lot.

Same goes for pear on the 9th, banana on the 12th and apple on the 15th.

My regular playing partner is more the "sandwich at the 2nd, sausage roll at the 4th, another sandwich at the 9th kind of fella.

And he is also 5 stone lighter than me. Go figure!!!
 
Playing partners telling me that i tried to kill the ball when i know that i swung at a similar pace to the last shot and my reply to them was NO......
I need to be looking at the ball to hit it...Not looking to see where its gone before its left the club face....

It cracks me right up.:angry:
 
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